Haha, today after lunch at my workplace, one of my friends who works next to me smelt like she shit herself. It was awkward, she left her desk shortly after and came back like nothing happened. Wow, that was pretty damn professional... I asked her if she was okay, and she told me that the Mexican food she had earlier didn't agree with her.
God damn, I'm surrounded by girls that have stomach problems now.
A few years ago, I couldn't even find girls that belched.
Bang, bang, skeet, skeet.