Probably a Strange Question

[theguyfromny]

You are by far the second funniest troll I have met on this forum. How do you do it? Is someone co-writing for you? Do you have a list of quick jokes you like to bring up on a note pad? I want to learn your secrets, maybe we can go troll some other forum or ventrilo or whatever people troll now. Maybe youtube?

Either that or you are horribly mistaken, you can not remember your own non-existence because you did not exist. Your brain can not process or fathom a thought of non existence because that would require knowledge of not existing and for you to not exist, as I mentioned before, you would have to exist but not exist at the same time. See what I am getting at? That would create a paradox, but for the matter of third dimensional thought processing we will just call this impossible. As for memories becoming more clear as you age... Does metal age backwards? Does wood become stronger as it gets older? Do bones become more dense as you reach your senior years? The answer to all these questions is no. Memories become fuzzier as you age, why? Because your brain is taking in new memories so the older memories become less important so your brain stores them in the reserve memory, not important enough for immediate retrieval but important enough to stay in the conscious mind.

YES! that's the beauty of it actually, and i ASSURE you i am not trolling i REALLY believe this, i remember it because i don't remember it! it's paradoxical and funny yet true! i remember nothingness, just void darkness. not a single thought ran through my mind because there was no mind to think! no consciousness to be aware of my own existence! the way i remember it is by thinking of my earliest memory, then trying to think of something prior. and what do i get: nothing! haha! it's incredible!