Just keep them real. But I also say bassy is good.
Just keep them real. But I also say bassy is good.
Wet n juicy!
Sorry to cut in here but I'm in the same boat too Tiff. The top thing that gets me gassy like out of no where is Nervousness. For example I'm 28 now & its been I think a few years since I've been to a dentist cause I just recenly moved. I just signed up to a new dentist & finally got an appointment. I know there gonna find some problems with my teeth but still long time back I've gotten over the dentist. The only part I hate about it is when they starting lasoing around your teeth to get all the plaque out. Now even I say that I'm not nervouse to go to the dentist, when that day comes let me tell its my stomach knows the day. You get butterflies no matter what. Thats what keeps happening wether I'm going to a dentist any other doctor for some opereation. Nervouse or not the butterflies come on that day - INCLUDING THE GAS!!
By the way Tiff, just want to add that I've been into the fart fetish since the 8th grade as. If I was in that same classroom & you let one go, Tiff I would high five you.
Yes absolutely Don! GULPY is the BEST of the best. Me and my girlfriend have been together for 6 years now. I've only heard her gulp twice in my presence, however she indulges me when ever she has gas. Anyhow, she's always joking and asking me "when are you going to marry me?" I ALWAYS respond with..."when you give me gulpy ones." LOL
Anyhow, the best sounding farts are gulpy/bubbly/multi-toned. "Very few" women I have heard fart like this. I'm so spoiled in what I like in terms of my fetish, that non-gulpers won't even turn me on anymore. Examples of women who possess this capability are:
Brittney Moore
Eve Taboo
Curvy Sharon
B.J.Mature (if you like gilfs...lol)
Gassy Ebony Bathroom Princess
Miss Curves
Berlin
Alice
These are the women that first come to my mind, I'm sure there "might" be a few others, but out of ALL the fart porn ladies out there, these are the only ones that are TRUELY blessed with this powerful gift. It's sad how rare it is to find a true lady who gulps, considering the hundreds of fart porn women out there...and they all do absolutely nothing for me, except Ravana. Omg, I'm in love with RAVANA!
Not everybody agrees with me so NON gulping farters will still make money in this business for the horn dog boys who haven't matured yet and get hard-ons from the sight of a female farting regardless of how corny their farts sound or how ugly they are.
While I prefer the sound to the smell (the smell honestly doesn't turn me on), I'm generally not picky when it comes to the sound. In general, I prefer farts that sound "unladylike" - deep, loud, long, and so on - but really, as long as it's not either silent, too airy, or on the toilet or something, I can usually enjoy it. Personally, the girl's reaction is about as important as the fart itself to me.
Last edited by ffantasy1; 9th November 2010 at 04:24 AM.
any fart that is not dubbed, fart machined, or pumped.
There are certain sounds like too squeeky that i do not like.
I like mostly bassy and puffers with some fart sound to it.
It really depends on my mood I guess. But a real fart is a real fart.