Originally Posted by
Vector
So i finally told her! It's funny how it happened. I kept hinting around that there was this "thing" that drove me crazy, that I wanted her to do. I eventually told her it was a fetish. We were on the phone for a long time and she was practically begging me to tell her. I said "not over the phone, I'll tell you in person." Giving her time to ponder her thoughts was a great thing. That next night I took her to the movies. I told her later than night after the movie and her reaction wasn't that bad at all! She actually thought it was going to be something sicker like me peeing in her mouth or something she said. So in a way, it was a relief for her since she thought it was something really disgusting. Within 15 minutes of telling her, she started complaining about stomach pain and that she had gas, however no farts. It's amazing the privileges you gain access to once you've slept with a woman. My advice is to tell her about your fetish AFTER you've already had sex with her, because theoretically, once you have sex with a woman, you're a citizen of her domain and you have access to a LOT more stuff. Long story short, she's been trying to fart around me but hasn't been able to. She says that she's never farted around anybody EVER, and it's hard for her, even though she wants to! She's upset at herself for not being able to fart yet for me, because she's excited to see how great the sex is going to be. (I really beefed up the part about how it turns me into an aggressive sexual deviant in the bedroom.) She says that she only farts when she has to pee. I asked her "what about in the morning, or in the car, or alone at night in your bed?" She said she can't.... which I find to be total bullshit. What do you guys think?