Originally Posted by
Vector
My ex-girlfriend holds the record. One day after work, she had been holding the farts in all day. She finally got into the elevator and ripped a 6 second fart. When she got into her apartment, she proceeded to rip a 6 second fart, followed by a 17 second fart, followed by 2 three second farts. Each back to back, which is a 29 second fart. After she told me about this, I think I jerked off so many times in the next few days that I couldn't get hard for over a week! I remember talking to her on the phone that night while she was still farting those really lingering ones that just take forever to completely dissipate. I believed her, because I've witnessed 6-14 second farts from her in the car before. One time after dinner we were driving back to my place and she kept ripping these 12 second farts over and over again. During the 15 minute drive back home, she farted 4 times, each 10-14 seconds long.