Originally posted by 1313Jr.1313
Main Entry: 1fart
Pronunciation: 'färt
Function: intransitive verb
Etymology: Middle English ferten, farten; akin to Old High German ferzan to break wind, Old Norse freta, Greek perdesthai, Sanskrit pardate he breaks wind
often vulgar : to expel gas from the anus
if you ask me, then i'd say the farts are real. according to websters, a pumped fart is still a real fart. i guess the only way for it to be fake is if the sound were coming from somewhere other than the anus. but it's not like websters would know the definition of a fart or anything. because if they did, then this stupid ongoing debate would be over by now.