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    Quote Originally Posted by Vector View Post
    Shouldn't this thread be named "Best girl fart you ever smelled?" I would have LOTS of stories to contribute to that thread.
    You can make a thread of it if you want to. These are a couple of incidents i'm not really down with remembering. Early in the 2000's I was in the music area in the mall listening to a cd & then this mexican teen girl looks between 13-15 came next to me & did a silent & violent fart near me & it smelled like a combo of bean dip & dirty diapers i'm thinking, why did this bitch come near me & did that? I so wanted to warm her bottom, with both my right & left hand. 1 great thing about that music area was no more in that mall, cause lots of the times I would be in there lots of people be farting there.
    And between 2003-05 can't remember 4 sure but I was in a big lots ready to get my stuff checked out & this ugly looking hispanic woman in front of me farted silently & it was the worst smelling fart ever from a woman smelled so bad I had to go to another check out lane. I guess it was a combo of bean dip, dirty diapers & cabbage.

    I did a thread on 1 of my few female fart experiences 3 years ago when I went past this woman who moved her cute big buns out of my way & finally when I get near a pretty woman I smelled a fart. Even though it smelled like dirty diapers I manned up & got a couple of big whiffs cause I might never get close to it again. I still like to day dream in my head that I would get more farts from her & her friend & make love to both of them.


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    I only have one. It was this black big girl I was sitting with in high school. She happily said to me, "I farted!" I couldn't help, but laugh at her but then the gir lbehind her got a whiff of it and then I did too. It was like cabbage and dead flowers. She giggled and fanned her nose as well.

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