Reminds me of an ex...she was crazy and loved to make me sniff her nasty farts. She dutch-ovened me, farted while 69ing..everything. It was amazing. Too bad she was too crazy though, and I mean crazy in a not-so-good way.

Anyway, thanks for the stories. Happily married, mutual love/respect for farting...you're a lucky man. Congratulations and hope you have many more of these types of experiences!