@ fartslave09 and american users:
Is it normal for american guys to wait such a long time to get laid...? I mean I would break up immediately if a girl told me I'll have to wait a whole fucking year! I also find it very shitty from her to promiss you to get farted on and then she is just teasing you and not keeping her promiss at all. I think I never met a girl in Germany doing such thing! The ones I met always did what they promissed. I would pretty much kick her out of my bed and point at the door if they ever did so. Even when I was 16 (when i lost my virginity) the girl didn't let me wait for such a ridiculous and pointless amount of time and neither did any girl ever after.

BTW i was about 15 when i found out that farting turns me on.