Hi friends,

Wednesday a girl is coming over. I know her for a while now, she has farted in my face too. I told her I would cook for her and make the gassiest food EVER so that we could have a little fun. So my problem is, what is the best food to make so we can have the most fun?

Right now I'm thinking chili con carne. It has lots of beans, onions and chicken (chicken seems to work for her). To drink she will have beer. I think that will make her pretty gassy. What do you guys think? Should I make chili?

Yap