i bet a lot of you were praying to read those words from me.

i'm tired of having posts quoted from me like i've immediately forgotten i've posted them.

i'm tired of having idiots asking me to over-explain simple jokes.

but like anyone cares about anyone else, right? it's pornography, after all.

there's no reason for me to stay here, anyway. this place place has become nothing more to me than just a public frat house. there's nothing left that resembles the GassyErotica we all once knew and loved.

take it easy, to whomever this may concern. you deserve it.