I need some help from someone who has a gf and has managed to bring up their fart fetish. See the girl I'm with now, I gotta say, I'm happy I really am she's all I could ask for. I think she might be into this to, but I don't want to risk anything. I'd just like to know how you manage to bring up the fact that you think it's sexy when a girl farts, or even how you're on the submissive side.
Anyone who is willing to offer advise to me I'd be greatful beyond explanation.
It really is about the timing man. If you make it all seem natural and NO PRESSURE then why would a girl not want to do something actually "simple" that turns on her man? A relationship with a healthy sex life is a mutual one, people are very diverse and into many different things, this is just one of the less common ones but in essence pretty damn harmless. It's not torture, or whips or any of that crazy stuff, so it's really not that hard to do on the other side. In the end it's just a fart. Everyone does it, all the time. It's the taboo nature of the subject that makes it so embarrassing to bring up in the first place. A healthy relationship is an open one right? So be open about everything, I would suggest though in the beginning just make it seem like a joke. A game. It's really embarrassing for a girl to do it, whether she knows it's your fetish or not, and she will be embarrassed (most girls) to do it in front of you, much less in the sexual way you would want her to, idk if you're into naked farting or anything like that so I digress. Just don't pressure, keep it all nice and slow, get her to fart around you comfortably, in a normal setting, no sexual hints or anything, and eventually the both of you can be comfortable enough to do it in the bedroom. It very much depends on the girl, but most girls, again in a healthy relationship -want- to please their partner, it's a give and take thing, assuming your doing your part right :P and keeping her happy she would normally do the same for you. I'm not talking to you in specific but in general ^^
I had a few of my past ex's do this for me and it's seriously awesome. I was embarrassed yeah but I let her know slowly, and once that level of comfort was reached, she was fine with it, though I do have to note, a lot of girls consider this fetish a turn off if you keep on pushing for it (sometimes a girl just can't fart no matter what) so it's not that they don't want to, they just can't lol. All in all, keep it light, and you'll get what you want. I hope this helps if anything hey don't hesitate to ask I know how weird and touchy this subject is. Adieu~
u fart in front of her first. she gone be like," omg, i cant believe u did that - u stink" - blah, blah, blah. it dont matter if she laff or get mad - she's gonna get u back, more or less. then u look at her like,"so? ur point?" then play wit her a bit about it. then say lil shit like,"aw, dats cute." she gon' start laffing at u...then wit u...den u lick her ass. LMAO!!! i dunno wtf im sayin. but if she generally aint too uptight about farting, she'll like dat u like it. cuz women want a man dat can relate to them. but to speed up da process, u gotta be a pig infront of them. then they gon be like,"well, he dont care, why should i" type of shit.
MAYBE. erybody is different.
Just tell her. Tell her you're into something weird, that you don't need her to be a part of it, but it's a part of yourself. Most likely, she will be willing to fart for you, as she wants to make you happy, though it may take some time. At the very least, she is likely to accept it, especially if she is under the age of about 40.
this is a new era- Fetishes and sexuality is no longer something that is feared and hated. I have friends who are gay, straight, transexual, bisexual, into BDSM and guro and spanking. It's really not a big deal. If she really is freaked out, then she is likely Tuna, which, named after the fish, are incapable of critical thought, or anything but swarming mindlessly.
dude,my wife never farted infront of her ex boyfriend of 6 year.after 2 weeks of being together she was farting like a pig.i believe in speek your mind(right or wrong).fuck i had a girl who used to fart when she was cumming(i think this is where my fetish came from).i also knew a girl who used to come into my kitchen at work to fart cus she knew it would not bother me.the problem is fetish or fun(like the talk over youtube clips).if i was you(but im not)id let one go and see how she reacts and take it from there.you have the opshun of laughing or saying sorry.ps imagine how bad it will be in 5 years if you have not sorted it out.
hope i make sense.if not sorry.fart anyway.my wife and my friends know i like farts.i get mixed mixed fellings.but my good friends join in.im kind of stoned i hope yhis has been of some help.if all else fails maybe this is not the one.peace
I'll tell you what I did since it worked for me: curiosity. nothing bugs a girl more than a guy waving a secret under her nose but wont share.
I told my girl early on in our relationship (before we were even formally dating. still in the flirting and feeling each other out stage) whenever we brought up sexy concepts, I'd turn the conversation toward fetishes and make comments like "I've heard of worse than XXX" or "That's nothing". When she asked I'd say "I have a fetish, but I'm not ready to tell you about it yet." It bugged her but the first few times she let it go. the 3rd or so time I said this she pressed for more information and I finally relented after I made her promise not to laugh or freak out. I explained my fetish as best I could how it wasn't just the smell and sound that did it but the sense of her getting more comfortable not just with me but with herself. Sorta like seeing a girl adjust her bra but sexier and 100xs more intimate.
She still laughed
but at least it opened the door. it was 3 or more months later of me never bringing it up again and never talking about it unless she brought it up before she finally started telling me on the phone that she farted.
it was several months after that that she let me LISTEN to her farts for the first time
now she lets me listen to her farts whenever, unless she's feeling sick or really REALLY doesn't want to deal with me being riled up.
overall it took about 8-9 months before we got to that stage.
I honestly wouldn't tell her if I was you, personally I prefer girls to do it out of fun rather than trying to turn me on, like the other dudes on here have said, if you do it first and shes got that playful personality, she'll do it infront of you, and if you react in the right way she'll fart around you whenever she feels the need, unfortunately there are some girls out there that will never, ever fart infront of a guy. No matter what. Besides, alot of girls are manipulative and she might eventually use it against you, so be very cautious when telling someone your deepest secrets, especially if you haven;t known them very long. Good luck buddy, hope it works out for ya.
kid done well must be a psychiatrist... lol... because that's true women are manipulative... my woman farts for me and even let's me smell them, and i came out and told her that i thought it was sexy... but that's a rare instance...
I say let it ride... you only have one life... but there's plenty of women...
It takes a few years until the woman starts REALLY getting comfortable around you farting. I told my gf about my fetish VERY early on in the relationship about 4 years ago. Just recently, she's been really indulging me and showing me what she can really do, and I'm in heaven. I've gotten her to the point where now she loves farting for me, even out in public. She was so gassy last Sunday, and gave me every single fart. I even fell asleep with my face in her ass and was awoken 25 minutes later by a silent fart... she was wearing black suede pants (those fuzzy pants girls wear) and man was I sniffing away! She realizes just how much it turns me on and how much she'll benefit from it in the bedroom. You need to explain to your woman how it will benefit her, and what it does to you!
Don't get me wrong, every sexy ass I see out there I want to sniff the farts out of, however, I'm very happy with my lady.
Real women produce Bubbly and Gulpy farts!
I am at a 180 from you.Originally posted by kid_done_well
I honestly wouldn't tell her if I was you, personally I prefer girls to do it out of fun rather than trying to turn me on, like the other dudes on here have said, if you do it first and shes got that playful personality, she'll do it infront of you, and if you react in the right way she'll fart around you whenever she feels the need, unfortunately there are some girls out there that will never, ever fart infront of a guy. No matter what. Besides, alot of girls are manipulative and she might eventually use it against you, so be very cautious when telling someone your deepest secrets, especially if you haven;t known them very long. Good luck buddy, hope it works out for ya.
first I believe you HAVE to tell her and tell her early. The reason I say this is because my girlfriend told me and I quote "If you had not told me when you did, if you had waited a year or longer after we were formally dating...I would have felt lied to. And I would have strongly considered dumping you"
Second, if you do dump her and she tries to spread rumors about that...well I think you should try to avoid those kind of women in the first place who would stab you in the back deliberately like that. But its VERY easy to play that kind of stuff off. Think about it. Suppose you were talking to your good friend John. And John had just broken up with his girlfriend, they had not been together long (lets say a year at the most), and he tells you "Dude, she wanted me to SHIT on her. The bitch is fucking crazy" would you believe him? Or would you be more likely to think "This girl pissed him off and he's trying to smear her reputation"?
It is very easy to make people believe that an ex is out to hurt your reputation because IT HAPPENS ALL THE TIME. People develop feelings for eachother one of them feels that the other betrayed these feelings, and they try to get even. So its not hard to imagine a girl would try to say this about her ex boyfriend. The more this girl tries to spread this rumor, the less likely people will be to believe her. At worst she'll tell her close friends who will all look at you weird. At best she'll try to tell EVERYONE and nobody believes her because she comes off as a loon who would shoot you if she could get away with it.
but maybe I'm just a bit too insular. I generally dont give a crap what people think of me.
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