I Need Answers!?!?!?!?

[r1ckyfbaby]

OK GUYS JUS LAST NITE WE WERE ALL WATCHING TV AND SHE(FAMILY MEMBER DAT FART)...WAS COMPLAININ ABOUT HER IBS SYNDROME TALKING ABOUT HER STOMACH HURTS AND AS THE TV WAS TURNED UP REAL LOUD SHE LEANED OVER HEAD DOWN ASS IN THE AIR AND FARTED...NOW I THOUGHT I WAS TRIPPING (CUZ WHY WOULD SHE DO THAT AFTER HOW SHE ACTED WHEN I TOLD HER I LIKED IT).....MAYBE 3 OR 4 MINUTES PASSED SHE LEANED OVER AGAIN AND PUSHED OUT A SQUEAKY FART NOW MY LIL SISTER CAUGHT THAT ONE SHE SAID "EWWWW"...(THE FARTER) SAID SOOO THEY DONT SMELL ITS ALL AIR THEN SHE SAT UP AND WHSPERED TO ME.......(YOU CANT SMELL ANYTHING CAN YOU) AND I SAID NAWW WHY SHE DIDNT SAY ANYTHING.................NOW WEN SHE LEFT MY HOUSE WE ENDED UP TEXTING ABOUT SOME STUFF SHE LEFT OVER HERE.....AS WE WERE TEXTING I TELL HER "O I DIDNT SMELL IT BUT I HEARD BOTH OF THEM CLEARLY".......N SHE STARTING LAUGHING....N SAID I WAS IN PAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


NOW WHEN I TOLD HER I LIKED IT A FEW MONTHS AGO SHE SAID EWWWWW AND TOLD ME THAT SHES NOT N2 IT!

[effingbillgates]

> I Need Answers!?!?!?!?


What are your questions?

[r1ckyfbaby]

My questions are..

1.why is she doing like that

2.is she sendin sign wit da farting n whispering

3.what should i do

4.how do i go from there

[splat]

1- Because you're a dumbshit.
2- Probably, but you're a dumbshit.
3- Stop being a dumbshit.
4- Gain sentience.

[DesLugath]

She is probably just messing with you because she knows you like it. Is this your cousin or something?

[Beef1987]

Nothing wrong enjoyin a wholesome family fart, it just shouldn't go to the next level. Incest is wrong.

Btw, people should stop typing with capslock cause whenever I read something with caps, in my mind it's like someone is shouting what's written.

[influence]

1. she's doing it like that because she wants to turn you on
2. she's totally sending you a sign and probably wants to fart on your face
3. you should make awkward sexual advances toward your "family member dat fart"
4. kys

[r1ckyfbaby]

na its not my cuzn my mom been knowin hers for years we jus grew up around each otha n did somethings

[FartPallete]

she's fucking with you man

[r1ckyfbaby]

lololol ok but wat do i do,say, orhow do i go about it