Hey I would just like to meet anyone.
No - Please let me re-phrase that.
I would like to meet anyone into farts.
Like I wouldn't like to meet just anybody, that would be just silly.
Imagine if I was to meet a raging lunatic, then there would be two
raging lunatics, and one raging lunatic who is desperate to smell farts.
OK if you live in Australia, and sexy (or not totally ugly), and preferably female
I would let you fondle my motor bike if you let me smell your farts.
I know that doesn't sound very tempting, but I'm goning to post anyway.