So, this this woman i met, and have been conversing with for sometime now, have gotten into the discussion of farting,..and long story short, she wants to fart on my face, and I'm in agreence to do so. ...... Does anyone have any good suggestions or ideas for a good face fart experience?
Get a video camera which can be uploaded to thei nternet.
That's a fantastic suggestion.Originally posted by splat
Get a video camera which can be uploaded to thei nternet.
In all seriousness I can only say well doneGive as much appreciation as possible without coming across TOO heavy...if you understand, and she could well be up for a second performance! Oh, and try to "hold on" for longer than one fart
lol Enjoy, my friend!
what are some of your creative segestions for positions?
I think you should have her lay on her stomach and then you use her butt as a pillow or a modified 69 type position.
My all-time favorite is her laying on her side. My GF says it helps her to relax, which is key.
If one or both of you is a little nervous, a little booze could help. The key phrase being a little.
My only other advice is, what Bmthash said - keep the vibe light. Have fun!
I was gonna mention 69 position, or a 3 o clock position. She jacks you off while she sits on your face & fart. I thought of another but can't describe it yet. Gotta sleep soon.
i alwyas give her a filling meal prior to a good fart session. spaghetti and meat seem to work good, and when coupled with booze or soda you can pretty much rest assured you will be getting more than you bargained for
the 69 position works well...I like the girl just layin on her side, kinda like a reverse spoonin position if you know what I mean
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