I would just love a straightforward date with a nice girl take her for a nice dinner in Central London and to show me her true assets of farting. Either in public or privately that would really get me going.

I would say its the secrecy of women holding those farts in that turns me on. Just a date in itself may be shy at first but I think spending some time with me may put you at ease. I am not a fart on demand sort of person but anyone who is willing would be more than welcome in their own time.

Love to hear from you.