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    Welcome to the forum!! It's great to see another girl on here. I do understand how you guys get doubtful, cause I know how common it is for guys to pose as girls on forums that have mostly male members. I've seen it happen on so many other forums I've been on, and yes they have doubted me too, and I can't really blame them cause back then I was too shy to have an avatar pic of myself.

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    welcome to the forum and thanks for bearing with the skepticism.

    so really the thing you need to keep in mind is that you will have a lot of time to figure out the specific fantasies and what works as long as you have the gas to try it out. that being said:

    1: dried apricots
    2: fiber one (which should be 1 because of the one but doesn't work as well as apricots)

    if those two don't work out, try guajes. once you get the gas flowing, the rest can be adjusted for to see what works best. also, "you've been a bad boy" is nowhere near as good (for me at least) as "ooh, smell that" and i'm sure it's similar for most people here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissTootyBooty View Post
    Welcome to the forum!! It's great to see another girl on here. I do understand how you guys get doubtful, cause I know how common it is for guys to pose as girls on forums that have mostly male members. I've seen it happen on so many other forums I've been on, and yes they have doubted me too, and I can't really blame them cause back then I was too shy to have an avatar pic of myself.
    People rarely believe what is in front of them, never mind supposed proof. A profile pic is usually enough to sedate people, however this forum HAS been fooled a few times (as we all tend to be rather nice and trusting on here) so others are quite cautious. I actually wanted to ask what your plans are. You mentioned being a part of and loving this fetish but mentioning you didn't want to open a store, so will you be sharing, commenting, posting...all or none? Just curious is all. I forget if you said you would be making vids at all but you claim to be rather good at farting and you seem open.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jake345 View Post
    People rarely believe what is in front of them, never mind supposed proof. A profile pic is usually enough to sedate people, however this forum HAS been fooled a few times (as we all tend to be rather nice and trusting on here) so others are quite cautious. I actually wanted to ask what your plans are. You mentioned being a part of and loving this fetish but mentioning you didn't want to open a store, so will you be sharing, commenting, posting...all or none? Just curious is all. I forget if you said you would be making vids at all but you claim to be rather good at farting and you seem open.

    Yeah, that's true. I guess sometimes things just seem too good to be true. Yes, I do have plans on making videos of my own, it's just that I'm not very experienced in making videos, I usually only take photos, and I really need to get a new camera that is better for making videos as the one I have now is a bit old and the battery runs low pretty fast. I definitely will be making videos though, and I will be sharing with you guys! As suggested by another member of this forum I will probably be uploading the videos on Dailymotion. I've already created an account there, nothing on it yet though, but there will be as soon as I get into gear! lol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 1313Jr.1313 View Post
    welcome to the forum and thanks for bearing with the skepticism.

    so really the thing you need to keep in mind is that you will have a lot of time to figure out the specific fantasies and what works as long as you have the gas to try it out. that being said:

    1: dried apricots
    2: fiber one (which should be 1 because of the one but doesn't work as well as apricots)

    if those two don't work out, try guajes. once you get the gas flowing, the rest can be adjusted for to see what works best. also, "you've been a bad boy" is nowhere near as good (for me at least) as "ooh, smell that" and i'm sure it's similar for most people here.
    thank you very much! that is supremely helpful. i'm actually going grocery shopping tonight and already have my list all made up.
    i plan on making a video for him and sending it later tonight. i hope he enjoys it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by MissTootyBooty View Post
    Yeah, that's true. I guess sometimes things just seem too good to be true. Yes, I do have plans on making videos of my own, it's just that I'm not very experienced in making videos, I usually only take photos, and I really need to get a new camera that is better for making videos as the one I have now is a bit old and the battery runs low pretty fast. I definitely will be making videos though, and I will be sharing with you guys! As suggested by another member of this forum I will probably be uploading the videos on Dailymotion. I've already created an account there, nothing on it yet though, but there will be as soon as I get into gear! lol.
    Woo-hoo fantastic news MissTootyBooty, I'm sure I speak on behalf of everyone here in saying we'll be super pleased with any farts you end up sharing once you get yourself into arse-blasting gear!!

    And loserfish, a BIG welcome to you & thanks for being so open & sharing on this here gassy forum!!
    It's always a revelation to meet someone who accepts you totally for who you REALLY are, so yeah looks like you've got yourself a bit of a keeper here with your current man.

    As for suggestions, well a random morning 'wake up' face fart would surely be appreciated

    Oooh & I just re-read your original post & see that your man's into the pee thing too (which I can totally relate to hehe) so in my experience combining fetishes could be devastatingly mind blowing for him & turn him into the salivating puppy-dog mush that you aspire to...a piss-fart 69'er might just do the trick then!
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    Long ass post (read at leisure)

    I have to be honest as a member who didn’t voice my doubt before you revealed who you were, reading the original post and then reading the comments- I was rooting for the mob simply out of retribution against all the creepers who have driven girls away on youtube. But when I saw the proof my mouth dropped open. The roles were reversed and now I felt like a creeper for thinking you were a dude.

    Most of the girls on this forum produce videos to sell and there are few women who come to this fetish completely originally and out of experience and love for their boyfriend. And most of those women don’t give a detailed post like that. So, 1) thanks for giving the doubters hope 2) thanks for reminding us that our doubts might drive girls away (shout out to pt tang here for being the lone voice of reason) and 3) please consider it a compliment- a girl like you leaves every guy on this forum (and probably your boyfriend himself) in utter disbelief and your criticisms were valid.

    Ideas (please keep in mind that the generalities I make come from my own experience and since we are all like snow flakes I reserve the right to be completely wrong)-

    I divide domination into two categories: Pain and humiliation. I think it’s really just one category because humiliation is simply a form of emotional pain. The goal of both categories is to display power and control over the person. I think it’s popular in many bedrooms because people enjoy having control taken away from them. Psychologists say the emotional or physical pressure- release dynamic mimics what happens in an orgasm. They think most fetishes mimic this…clearly you can see how the “pressure-release“ system relates to our fetish.

    Fart domination is hot because you get two layers of this dynamic- the pressure involved with the domination and the pressure involved with the fart. Many fart fetish guys who are into fart domination are into the humiliation side of domination because….well…smelling a fart never actually hurt anyone physically.

    The humiliation here can be divided into many categories and each category has a bunch of fantasies.

    1) Guys who like to be humiliated because they like farts. This guy likes to be made fun of because of his fetish. This seems weird because “having a strange fetish” seems to be the focus of the fetish itself.

    a. Fantasies-

    i. Take your boyfriend to a big store like wal-mart. Wait until a lot of people are around, let loose a SBD and then look at him in disgust. You can say something out loud like “Oh my god did you fart” “Your disgusting, that smells!”. Then walk away and leave your boyfriend in the isle with a boner.

    ii. This scene works even if you don’t say anything since he will likely smell it and doing it will likely get him hard or at least horny and he’s not in a place to do anything about it and it will frustrate the hell out of him.

    iii. Tie him to the bed, talk about how much gas you’ve had all day, buy a pair of underwear or stockings he hasn’t seen yet and pull your pants down to show him. Mock him for getting turned on by farting. “I can’t believe you’re into this…it’s kind of gross.” “I can’t even stand my own smell.” If you can’t fart then pretend like you have to but you want to hear him beg first. You can even make him tell you his fart fantasy whilst also blowing him and stopping to laugh at how pathetic he is.

    iv. The “tell me your fantasy” trick can work in a lot of situation. If he isn’t into pain (or maybe if he is), you can beat him with a whip and have a recording device out. Press the play button but don’t put a tape in it. Only show him the back of the recorder or place it so far away he can’t see there isn’t a tape. Keep the ruse going and blackmail him with the tape you don’t have. It’s a win win because if he’s into you controlling him then he’ll enjoy the fact you have leverage and if the fantasy goes to far for him and he freaks out you can admit you never put a tape in it and look like a genius.

    v. If you’re feeling ballzy and are 100% sure he’d be ok with it (or maybe get his ok first)- tell one of you’re girlfriend that he’s into it. Bring her around and bring it up while all three of you are there. She’ll probably laugh and she might be curious and ask what he likes about it. Simply explaining the fetish in this scenario can be humiliating and should at least get him hard if he’s in this category.

    2) Guys who like to be humiliated because they are being farted on. This is all about asserting your control and the situation you are placing him in. Phrases like “you’ll have to lay there and smell it”, “don’t pass out on me, your dick will get soft if you do and I might want an orgasm later” “you should see the look on your face when I blast you”. Also, talking about the farts here makes him humiliated because of what’s happening to him and NOT because he’s enjoying it. In fact, pointing out that he enjoys it might even lessen his enjoyment (it makes it seem as though you’re actually doing it for him and he’s simply topping from the bottom). This is about you, not him, and your amusement in making him smell your gas. Laugh AT his situation and not AT him or WITH him. “Against his will” establishes control over him.

    a. Fantasies-

    i. Fantasies in this category don’t necessarily mean he has to be tied up. You can establish control by yelling at him to come over and smell it. While driving, farting and locking the window and telling him that he’ll have to smell it until you get home.

    ii. The inability to fart at any one time doesn’t have to be a problem. You can make him carry a pair of handcuffs but don’t tell him why. Then one day while watching tv, tell him to put them on because you have a surprise for him (he’ll think it’s a fart). Tie the handcuffs that are behind his back to a string and then attach the string to a door. Bring out a jar with the lid on it, tell him you farted in it (even if you didn’t) and he can smell it if he can get the lid open. Place the lid just out of reach of the string. He’s humiliated even if you don’t fart because he put the hand cuffs on stupidly. You used his hornyness against him and you can mock him for it.

    iii. I had an ex-gf who (after sex…esp. if I didn’t cum) would tie me to the bed and put a blindfold on me. She could never fart on command so I’d stay like that and sometimes I would smell something know she was in the room before she started laughing. One time I was laying there and I hurd a puff and the next thing I heard was “that’s right bitch you know what just happened”.

    iv. Have five jars out and tell him you burped in four of them and farted in one of and if he can guess which one it is then you’ll blow him.


    Most humiliation fantasies or domination fantasies on the internet can have farting interjected into them. That being said it seems as though your boyfriend likes farts AND likes fart domination. If he’s anything like the guys who are wanking to the fantasies I described than simply talking about the fetish will turn him on so you can use that even if you don’t have to fart (as I suspect you already have). For some more ideas you can go to-
    http://www.asstr.org/~Closet_Fetishist/stories.html
    Or there is actual fart domination porn you can get ideas from-
    http://www.xvideos.com/video724012/r...art_domination
    Last edited by youngsniff; 15th September 2012 at 06:27 AM.

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    so i made the video for him and sent it to him but didn't say a word, he's just gonna find it in his email probably sometime tomorrow when he randomly checks it. mwahaha. i can't WAIT for that phone call.

    also those caramel fiber one bars are delicious i could eat them all damn day!

    there are so many awesome ideas y'all have given me. my head is absolutely swimming. i love the idea of waking him up in the morning by sitting on his face and farting. he is always so sensitive when he's tired or half asleep. that is definitely on my to do list! and also the 69, since we love that position anyways, it'll be really refreshing to put such a twist to it. i'll just drink a ton of water hehe.

    regarding domination, i am almost positive he is into humiliation in that sense. i could see him completely appreciating me farting in a public place and blaming him.
    i also get a strong sense that he does want to be made fun of for his fetish. he has as much as said so in previous conversations. when i duct taped him he said how he feels so dirty and nasty for wanting me to fart on him.

    he would go absolutely insane if i made him beg me to fart. and that thought positively tickles me. i can just picture the look on his face. when he gets all submissive he has the most adorable, innocent look in his eyes. makes me just wanna purr.

    the one with 5 jars, oh i am so doing that.

    i love the handcuff idea because i know that once i let him go he would totally punish the fuck out of me <333


    thanks again for all the help. i'm gonna keep making videos for him and whatnot, just to get as much practice as i can. i have until the 10th of october, and then it's fucking on like donkey kong.

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    Ok am I the only one not seeing the video because I missed the password? Welcome fish, hope you will have a good time

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