let's get right to it.
let's see, typing at over 120 wpm and not stopping to think, it took me about ten minutes at the most (this post closer to a bit over half an hour due to formatting).
i assumed you were a professor because according to you, your students are receiving doctorates. tutors do not have students, they have clients. unless you were outright lying, you'd kind of have to be a professor otherwise you would not have students that high up or they would not be receiving their doctorates. it's really as simple as that.
so what? it means you were lying. me pointing it out was catching you in said lie. the point of what you said was to show that your students (i guess clients now? if we count clients as students then most of my clients are further up the food chain than you will ever be) were of a higher education that i could ever hope to attain, something that is refuted by the fact that you were lying.
yeah, there's a homeless guy who lives less than a block away from where i work in a park. he was born before me as well. he knows a hell of a lot more than me about some things. everybody knows more about something than most people.
also, megalawyer is an actual term? i was just making fun of you. i didn't realize it was an actual thing.
i'd call bullshit on that one. most members on here with more than a few hundred posts have flipped out at somebody at one point or another without getting banned. some things done were significantly worse than anything you've posted thus far and they remained unbanned (usually, sometimes repeated harassment led to a suspension but nothing much worse than that [with the exception of bigdawg who did end up getting permanently banned]). see: fartsucker123, gemiwine, windfan, baily, etc.
i am assuming that what you are saying is that you posted something you felt appropriate and i jumped in and picked a fight with you. i felt that you were picking a fight with somebody else so i jumped in to point out the misunderstanding and you escalated it. i'm assuming that by sharp tongue you mean talking to you insultingly, and the person who gives me the right to sharp tongue you is the same person who gives you the right to sharp tongue me; nobody. that's because nobody has to. we all have the right to free speech on this board. just because i exercise my right to it doesn't mean you get to ignore the fact that you're exercising yours.
i obviously hold myself to a stricter standard than you hold yourself to and yet apparently a more lax standard than you hold me to. funny thing about that... i could care less about your standards. you acted like a dick and i treated you nicer than you deserved in that context. you continue to act like a dick and yet i treat you like any other member. also, you say your field of expertise is law. i'd recommend sticking to it or actually learning how sensory arousal and behaviorism actually work.
yeah, look at my first post in this thread with many members coming in and calling you an idiot before i even woke up today. and a free for all argument? my intentions are to point out what an idiot you are... in this particular thread, no less than 6 people have pointed it out before i could (7 if we count you). mission accomplished.
trust me, if you're as old as you say you are then you DEFINITELY do not surf.
diversity. NOW THE WORLD DON'T MOVE TO THE BEAT OF JUST ONE DRUM!!!
did one of the stabbings involve your head? because that would make sense.
seriously though, you've witnessed hell. congrats. you were a lawyer and aside from the stabbings, you didn't live hell... you witnessed it. lived hell, try living in a world where walking outside is rolling the dice. where you WILL get mugged and something WILL get taken... if you don't have money then you're losing something else. try getting assaulted by 30 or so people of the same age who are simply out to fuck you up... then try doing this on a daily basis. you have witnessed families torn apart... yeah, you must have it rough.
yeah, take sarcasm literally... that seems to work i guess. honestly though? i'd say that of all the people on the board, your closest equal is gemiwine.
i never called you a noncontributor. i said you were being an asshole for no reason. the reason i said that is because you were and from the looks of it, still are.
according to every response to you thus far in this thread alone, yes.
you flipped out on a member because YOU misunderstood what he was saying, then when i simply stated "he meant this" you flipped out on me for insulting you. you were being an asshole. it wasn't an insult but an observation. some people WANT to be assholes and with the way you were acting i just assumed you wanted the proper recognition. i realize now that i was wrong. you didn't even realize you were being an asshole and me giving you said recognition was taken as an insult. then again, it wouldn't be the first time you misunderstood what somebody was saying.
yeah, great. i once got a 98 in a 5 unit upper level psych class sleeping through the 3 classes i showed up to with the exception of the midterm and final which were done in under ten minutes... it doesn't mean i retained any of the knowledge from it and says nothing of my character. it's not a strategy, it's an event that happened. now 3 unit english? oh man, you should use any of what you learned in your responses. also, pretty sure you missed the entire point of what i meant by that.