I booked one old model to go on Stern for cakefarts. It rejuvinated her career, but she got greedy. She was jealous I was promoting younerish models. So she decided to take over a group I established in my own right and ban me from it. The actress stole the identity of a murdered young attractive porn star and she now stole my Yahoo! club from under my feet. If you go into cakefarting clubs (I know you won't), you basically notice it is someone called after Emily Sanders pulling all the strings and calling the shots. I quit. Let's see how far she goes now.

And you're right: a 63 year old farting is damn gross.

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