Have any of you guys actually camped out in a girl's bathroom to hear and witness some farts? If so, how do you pull it off? I'm considering doing it but I'm deathly afraid only because of one thing - can't they see you through the crack of the door in the stall? I also considered planting a recording device of some kind, but don't know how or where.

Another typical idea but less likely to catch some farts is in the dressing room. I actually witnessed one at this dressing room back in H&M. There's only one dressing room for both guys and girls. There were these two girls trying out jeans in the room next to me (both very hot, tight butts, black hair and kinda tan). And suddenly I catch a whiff of a TERRIBLY rank smell. One of the girls next to me suddenly asked, "Did you just fart?" And her friend replies, "No. . ." Then it gets so horrible that the girl confesses, "Ok, yeah, I farted. I'm sorry, but I really had to."