Sadness about this fetish lol.

[girlfartsrhot]

Ok so here's the thing. As some of you may have read before, I haven't had an experience involving a girl farting yet. I have a friend that I told I had this fetish to, and she was like oh I fart all the time, my bf hates it...And she said she'd fart for me if we ever hung out. She's single now as far as I know, and she stopped talking to me like 4 months ago, wouldn't respond to a text or anything. Just a few minutes ago, I got a text from her asking if I was at work... I said no why? She answered nvm. I'm pretty sure she was gonna come to my workplace and fart for me, because she had no other reason to text me asking that... I'm so sad right now lol.

Just had to get this off my chest.

[mofcorpr]

If she texted you after all this time, she'll probably text you again, or you can finally text her back now.

[girlfartsrhot]

Yeah hopefully she will again, but I texted her back again and she didn't answer... So yet again, leaning more towards that.

[FartPallette69]

Well I'd hate to say it, but sounds like she may be a little creeped out by you.
The whole work thing is she could have wanted something from your work.
Now I only say this without full knowledge, but when she discussed farting for you that was probably in play, and she didn't take you seriously at the time.
Then I assume you got really excited by that and kept pestering her about it, which scared her away.
Again I don't have full knowledge of the story nor know where you work to know if she wanted to get something from you at that work for a discount or free.
Nor do I know if you bothered her over and over again.
Nor do I know if she texted the wrong person thinking you were someone else and then figured out who you were when you responded (I have texted the wrong names before)
Just some food for thought, because it seems strange that a girl would say she would love to fart on you and then ignore you while she is single.
It just sounds like you saw a different side of the story.
I can undrtstand how desperate people get with this fetish (I am guilty myself)

[girlfartsrhot]

Okay well here's more to the story. I doubt she wanted something from my workplace, I sell bows and guns lol. Also, I never pestered her about it because at the time my fetish was not nearly as full-fledged(?) as it is now. What made her stop talking to me is I said something one way when I meant to say it the other and it really pissed her off and made her like hate me, then we were good again like 2 months later, then I said something to irritate her again on accident and now this whole thing happened. So yeahh idk.

[FartPallette69]

Okay well here's more to the story. I doubt she wanted something from my workplace, I sell bows and guns lol. Also, I never pestered her about it because at the time my fetish was not nearly as full-fledged(?) as it is now. What made her stop talking to me is I said something one way when I meant to say it the other and it really pissed her off and made her like hate me, then we were good again like 2 months later, then I said something to irritate her again on accident and now this whole thing happened. So yeahh idk.

Well that makes sense too.
However are you kidding me? Bows and Guns are the hook up.
I'd send all kinds of girls your way to fart on you to get some discounts.

[girlfartsrhot]

Well that makes sense too.
However are you kidding me? Bows and Guns are the hook up.
I'd send all kinds of girls your way to fart on you to get some discounts.

haha please do then.

[lemmy]

Send flowers to her home and say in a card that you have never felt so bad about hurting someone you cared for so much and that you really miss your friendship with her and that that means the world to you....

Try that man, when someone is mature enough to see others have taken responsibility for their actions and truly are sorry they tend to show their forgiving side and give you only one more chance. But after that....don't bring it up for another 6 months at least, so that she doesn't feel that that is a factor on why you actually wanted her friendship back. Let her bring it up far down the road or she might even bring it up sooner. But try to leave it alone because you're not 100% sure how much of that could cause another friendship breakup.

Another thing...don't make it a sexual thing....make it more of a funny/curiosity thing.....less chance of it backfiring. I've gotten fully facefarted by about 6 girls now and it all came about through fun and joking around and being outgoing....

Good luck.

[neroangelus]

go ask her over!

[girlfartsrhot]

Send flowers to her home and say in a card that you have never felt so bad about hurting someone you cared for so much and that you really miss your friendship with her and that that means the world to you....

Try that man, when someone is mature enough to see others have taken responsibility for their actions and truly are sorry they tend to show their forgiving side and give you only one more chance. But after that....don't bring it up for another 6 months at least, so that she doesn't feel that that is a factor on why you actually wanted her friendship back. Let her bring it up far down the road or she might even bring it up sooner. But try to leave it alone because you're not 100% sure how much of that could cause another friendship breakup.

Another thing...don't make it a sexual thing....make it more of a funny/curiosity thing.....less chance of it backfiring. I've gotten fully facefarted by about 6 girls now and it all came about through fun and joking around and being outgoing....

Good luck.

go ask her over!

I'm sorry, but lol to both of these... So lemmy, i've never even hung out with her alone, and when she quit talking to me the first time, I was the most apologetic guy ever so i think she knows I want this friendship, it's just that I'm not entirely sure if she does lol. And I never went straight out and told her I have this fetish, it all started when she texted me saying "I just farted. The End." And I was like "lol girls don't fart", then she said, "I do it around my bf all the time," so i said something along the lines of, "well i don't believe you, if you have guts, then you'd show me in person, cuz I've been told that girls never fart." Yeahh that is a little aggressive, but at the same time, I wasn't like "omg I need you to fart on me so I can jizz to it..."

Andd thanks for the luck, the way things are going for me and this fetish now, I'm going to need it, still waiting for that first experience.