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    Post A fart story I made

    First off I would like to say I don't write stories very often so please excuse any grammatical errors in my writing. I hope you enjoy it and I will be making more soon.

    ~The Smelliest Classroom~

    PART 1

    Being always the first to get to Miss Adrian's class I was faced with the most wretched smell of my life in her classroom. The smell of rotten eggs mixed with cabbage and beans wafted into my nose. I was about to ask Miss Adrian why it smelled so bad, but when I did I saw her straining as hard as she could, grunting and teeth gritted. PRRRRRRRRRRRTTTTT!!!! A massive gaseous eruption exploded from underneath her ass making a violent rattling sound and adding to the pungent aroma of the room. I was so surprised to see such a gorgeous woman performs such a smelly deed. Miss Adrian was around 30 but was still hot as ever, not only was she pretty but she was quite voluptuous especially from her big round ass that without a doubt could cover my whole face. She sported nice shoulder length blond hair some glasses and some jeans that gave you a great view of her big round butt because they were *so damn tight, and a nice simple blouse that showed off her amazing boobs when she bent towards you. After dreaming about Miss Adrian's body for 30 seconds or so I snapped out of it and saw Miss Adrian looking down at her papers with a flushed face. The room stil smelt awfully foul and potent and was definitely not showing any signs of letting up.*

    Since I was there about twenty minutes early for the start of this special day because we had to stay with only one teacher for all periods, I had time to chat with Miss Adrian.*

    "Everybody does it." I said, regretting it right after because I knew it would just cause awkwardness.

    "Does what?" Miss Adrian asked in her normal tone of voice.

    "Umm... you know, farting." I replied, quite anxiously, now feeling a little awkward.

    "Oh! Of course everyone farts! *Sorry for not telling you when I walked in, even though you probably smelt it. I ate some food yesterday for dinner that doesn't quite agree with me, and it's been giving me extremely bad gas for a while now!" Miss Adrian said quite comfortably.

    "Oh it's okay, I can handle the smell it's totally natural and everybody get's bad gas once in a while." I said with a smile.

    "Haha, I suppose so," Miss Adrian said cheerfully. "I'll warn you next ti..." Her voice trailed off as she quickly clutched her toned stomach and strained once again. I just stood there waiting for the inevitable as a massive blast of gas shot out of Miss Adrian's wide rump while she sat on the chair. BRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAP!!! It was a mean loud bassy fluttering fart that put the smells already in the room to shame, just before I could say anything, Miss Adrian gritted her teeth as another loud long eruption came from underneath her big butt.
    BRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAPFFTT!!!! A huge six second rattling monster shot out of Miss Adrian's ass. *This fart was even louder than the other and smelled just as bad. "NGGGGHH!!" Miss Adrian struggled and grabbed the armrests of her chair tightly as she forced another stinky explosion out of her round cheeks. BLLLLLLLLLRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA PPPPP This behemoth fart smelled twice as worse as the other two that had just erupted from Miss Adrian's wide rump and had probably lasted around fourteen seconds. It was so loud that people that teachers across the hall could have easily heard it and that I felt a slight rumble on the floor that caught me off guard.

    Miss Adrian's face eased up and she started to laugh.

    "Oh my god! Those were huge!" She said, while still grinning.

    "Haha forget huge! Those were humongous! You should go for a guinness world record or something!" I laughed, but that stopped when the smell of Miss Adrian's intense barrage had entered my nostrils. It reeked of rotten cheese and eggs with a hint of old beef. The smell was terrible and could have probably killed a small bunny if it was at point blank range.

    "Woah! That smells so bad! What did you eat?!" I exclaimed, forgetting that it could offend her.

    "Ugh, yes it did, those 6 bean cheese burrito's I ate for breakfast are not helping either." After she said that her face started to strain again and I knew that another explosive barrage of miss Adrian's ass gas was headed my way.....

    *

    *

    PART 2

    I couldn't help but stare at the intense strain of Miss Adrian as she let loose another bombardment of immense gas. For some reason I was finding the site of my teacher erupting gaseous explosions from her big butt quite intriguing, As I was admiring the site of Miss Adrian's big butt on the chair and her intense strain a thunderous burst fired out of Miss Adrian's stinky butt. BRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPTTTT!!! The powerful fart echoed throughout the classroom. "Oh god!" Miss Adrian said, quite stressfully. I knew things were about to get even more intense, which started to make me quite excited. FFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAABPPPPPTT!!! The gas bomb exploded violently out of Miss Adrian's rump and the chair rattled once more. "Oh this one is going to be enormous..." Miss Adrian said while still straining with the attack of gas coming out of her. PRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAATBBBBBBBBBBEAAAPPRR RTTTPRTPRTPRT!!! The twelve second monster was the end of Miss Adrian's second onslaught of noxious farts. The room now seemed to be quite warm and of course quite foul smelling. The potent smell of rotten cheese and egg loomed over my nostrils as I happily sniffed the warm air. It had gotten me quite excited, luckily I hid that fact because I was wearing a fairly long shirt today that concealed that fact entirely.

    "I'll be right back.." said Miss Adrian quickly with the most worried face I had ever seen. Without a doubt she was going to use the bathroom to unload a monster.
    She got up quickly and every stoop she took big rattling bassy stinky farts exploded out of her clenched ass. I couldn't help but stare at her enormous curvy ass as she walked out.
    Right after she left I couldn't help myself. I closed the door and started sniffing to my hearts content. I was not even sure why I enjoyed the rank fumes so much, anybody else would have surely passed out by now. On impulse I went right to Miss Adrians chair at her desk, kneeled before it and started to sniff it madly. The chair smelt ten times worse than the whole classroom! It was rank and foul and awful and I loved it. I sniffed and sniffed and rubbed my face all over the warm stinky chair. This chair had it made, it got to absorb the biggest farts ever coming from the most gorgeous teacher ever and it smelled so amazing.

    After sniffing for a good bit Miss Adrian was still not back so I decided I might go do some research...
    Last edited by lols456; 10th June 2010 at 02:53 AM.

  2. #2
    keep it going please cant wait for it. you need to make it so she face fart him...

  3. #3
    Quote Originally Posted by dark angel View Post
    keep it going please cant wait for it. you need to make it so she face fart him...
    Lol I am working on the second part and we'll see how it goes
    EDIT: I cant make that post any bigger so Ill edit this one.

    PART 3

    I crept out of the gas chamber Miss Adrian created and out into the
    hall, which reeked of Miss Adrian's volatile ass blasts. It was still
    early so there wasn't many students around either. I was free to go do
    some spying. I walked down the hall to the closest teachers lavatory
    and put my ear against the door. BBBBBBBBRRRRTRRRRRRTTTTTT!!! I was
    greeted with a huge sloppy fart that was followed by a moan of relief
    beyond the door. The distinct rank odor seeped through the bottom of
    the door and smelt even worse than the chair. I happily sniffed what
    came to me. There was no doubt that Miss Adrian was in there, and she
    was taking a monster out of her.
    As I was sniffing, I realized there was a gap between the bathroom
    door and the floor. This was my chance to witness my teacher doing the
    stinkiest deed ever. No one was around so I said "What the hell" and
    layed down with my eye peeking through the space. My eyes met with the
    site of Miss Adrian on the throne with her tight jeans and white
    panties wrapped around her ankles. Her gigantic round delicious bottom
    covered the entirety of the toilet seat. Her face was straining more
    than ever, it looked like she was having the fight of her life against
    her bowels. PPPPPPPRRRRRRPPTTTBRRRRAAAAPTTTT!!! Another extremely loud
    explosion burst out of Miss Adrian's mondo ass. The stink met my nose
    moments after. Pure deliciousness. The putrid stink of rotten cheese
    was a smell to behold. I was starting to enjoy the fumes flowing out
    of Miss Adrian more than ever. While I was happily sniffing the gas,
    Miss Adrian's eyes opened wide and she rested her hands on the sides
    of the room. PRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOPPPTTTBLPPPPPBRRRAPTRPTPTPTPTPTP !!!!
    Miss Adrian moaned again almost sounding sexual a she started to
    smile. The behemoth was the final wave of titanic destruction. She got
    up and wiped her big stinky ass. It was time to return back to the
    classroom.

    About two minutes after I got back to the classroom Miss Adrian
    returned, she looked extremely relieved.

    "Oh, I feel soooo much better!" she said, when she entered the room.

    For some reason she sat on my desk. The site of her so up close and in
    touching distance made me extremely hard.

    "I feel totally empty! I'm so glad I got that situation settled before
    class started or who knows what could gave hapenned!" Miss Adrian
    exclaimed.

    "Haha, I have no idea, but I am betting it would be awfully smelly," I
    joked "Speaking of smelly, this classroom still reeks pretty bad and
    it doesn't seem like it will go away for a while. What's gonna happen
    when the class walks in. They're gonna know it was you." I said,
    seriously.

    "Oh that's totally ok, Ill take the blame for my own smelly actions.
    Like you said, everyone does it, no need to be embarassed about it."
    Miss Adrian said.

    Shortly after a little more talking, kids started to fill up the
    school and there was about 5 minutes till class started. I decided to
    go outside for a bit and talk to some friends, just so it didn't seem
    like I was being too obsessive or something. I lurked around the
    hallway outside of Miss Adrian's classroom for a bit and started to
    notice people saying some hilarious stuff.

    "Wow, it stinks!! And the smell all around the place! It's burning my nostrils!"
    "Ugh, it doesn't even smell like if it came out of a human, more like
    ab elephant."

    As I laughed at the various comments on Miss Adrian's special
    concoction of farts the bell rang. It was time to get to class.

    PART 4
    Class started and everyone was in their seats. Miss Adrian went to the
    front of the classroom and started to teach. Minutes after, one of the
    guys in my class, Dave put his hand up.

    "Yes, Dave?" Miss Adrian said.

    "Umm, it smells really bad around here. Like who cut the cheese?" Dave
    joked lamely.

    The students in the class started to laugh at the bad joke while I
    pretended to so no one was suspicious. Through the laughter, a bassy
    rumble was heard. BROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPTT! Everyone grew silent. There
    stood Miss Adrian in a confident stance. " that Dave, was me," she
    said sternly " and if any of you don't keep quiet, than Ill just keep
    on unloading. I'm sure none of you want that." (I know I did)
    Moments later, the horrid smell reached the classes' nostrils. It was
    now slightly different than her earlier explosions, but still
    extremely stinky
    and added a totally different funk around the classroom. It was hard
    to believe one woman was capable of stinking up a whole wing of a
    school.

    Kids started to groan with discomfort and covered their noses while I
    simply stayed quiet and sniffed the massive blast happily.
    "Quiet! Or I'll let another one loose even worse than that one."

    Everyone stayed quiet for the rest of the day. For the most part,
    there wasn't any fart related incidents beyond that point. I would
    like to note that the smells of Miss Adrian did not wear off until 3
    hours. There was one moment, right before lunch.

    Miss Adrian was writing notes on the board when suddenly. She seemed
    to freeze up. I watched in pure excitement and anticipation. She
    started to lean on the board with both her hands rested on the board.
    At this point I knew it was coming. All the other kids stared in total
    agony, as they also knew what was coming. Miss Adrian started to bend
    over so everybody had a good view of her big wide ass and a beast
    escaped out of her stinky rump.
    PRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABBBTTTTPP!!!!!
    Holy shit! The big fat sloppy fart exploded and echoed throughout the
    classroom. Miss Adrian let out a sigh of relief as the students
    groaned in disgust. Like before, I just stayed quiet and absorbed the
    devastating explosion of stink that made the stinky classroom stinkier
    than ever.

    Near the end of the day. We were reviewing some notes while I heard
    someone make a comment about how the class smelled like a farm. There
    were five minutes before the bell as Miss Adrian started reviewing
    everybodies essays.
    The bell rang
    "Everybody is free to go. Enjoy your weekends. Except you." she said,
    looking at me.
    "Have fun in the gas chamber, dude." Dave snickered to me while
    leaving the room. What he didn't realize is that I would have a lot of
    fun.

    After everyone left I was still sitting at my chair. Miss Adrian got
    up from her desk and sat beside me. She put my essay on the desk
    infront of me and scootched in closer. Oh god, it was just too much,
    my long shirt came in handy for the second time.
    "Okay, there was some problems with your essay that I really felt you
    need help with." Miss Adrian said as age leaned in closer to look at
    my paper. Her big round breasts were inches away from my hard on.
    We started going through flaws in my essay while fitting casual
    conversation in. It was weird to talk to Miss Adrian so much.
    "This part could use a stronger support." She said, while coming closer.

    Suddenly BBBBBBBRRRRRRRRFFFFFFRRRTTTSSS!!! The fart fluttered out of
    Miss Adrian quickly, but loudly. I felt the strong vibration all
    around which aroused me to no return. It stank of cauliflower, beans
    and rotten egg. The smell of pure deliciousness.

    "God, that stinks so bad. Sorry you had to endure that. It just felt
    so good to relieve that built up pressure." Miss Adrian apologized.

    "Nah, it's totally fine. I've already endured your bombs. I think I've
    built up an immunity." I joked, as I discreetly sniffed.

    "I really don't see how anybody could handle this. They stink so bad
    and they're so huge and intense." she replied, seriously.

    "No it's totally fine. By all means, blow as many farts as you please,
    no matter how big, loud, and stinky. I can handle it" I told her

    BRRRRRRRPPPPTT!! A fairly stinky blast erupted from the smiling Miss
    Adrian. "If you say so."

    We sat and reviewed the essay for about thirty minutes. Miss Adrian
    blew massive farts every minute or so, each stinking up the room
    substantially. After it was over. I said goodbye and she waved with a
    smile.

    For the whole weekend I could not stop thinking about the monstrous
    farts that came out of her that day.
    Last edited by lols456; 11th June 2010 at 03:20 PM.

  4. #4
    This is pretty good, I like, I like.

  5. #5
    Quote Originally Posted by Fartingbabes View Post
    This is pretty good, I like, I like.
    Thanks I will work on the next part and get it up soon

  6. #6
    Please , don't do facefarts . Its so refreshing to see someone not do them for once .

  7. #7
    Quote Originally Posted by thedude666999 View Post
    Please , don't do facefarts . Its so refreshing to see someone not do them for once .
    Lol one person telling me not to and another telling me to what am I gonna do :E

  8. #8
    Do what feels right. Although I too reccomend some face farts.

  9. #9
    Quote Originally Posted by Gimper View Post
    Do what feels right. Although I too reccomend some face farts.
    I have an idea where I want to take the story but I can't give any spoilers anyways expect an update in a day or two

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    Fantastic. We need more people to come out of the woodwork and start writing!

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