glad somebody got itOriginally Posted by FartPallette69
glad somebody got it
Well I saw it before, but noticed you tried to get cute with me in one thread, so i decided to bat my eye lashes back.
seriously though... it feels like most of my humor goes unobserved. thank you for single handedly proving otherwise.
Alright, the report.
I made chili with chicken, leek, paprika, red onions and brown beans. She drank 2 cans of beer, which is 1 liter. We raced 2 times who could eat a portion faster (she actually won one :O) and then had another one. After dinner she ate a mix of nuts which we call something like student oat translated. We watched a movie, and after a few hours she only let 1 decent fart go. So it wasn't really a succes. We still had lots of sex so I enjoyed myself plenty.
The morning after was horrible. When she wakes up and has to fart, she'll push her butt gently against my crotch and then try to let one out that will vibrate on my balls. This morning the only thing coming out was PFFFFFFFFT. And there were lots more of those. They stank soooo bad. Rotten eggs, but REALLLY bad, eye watering bad. So I guess I'll try something else next time.
Let this be a lesson to everyone, gas takes time to work its way out. Late lunch is a better meal to plan with your significant other to gas them up for a fun evening.
hot sauce seems to do the trick too
thanks for the report man, next time more luck haha
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