looking in chicago

Hi Ladies
i am a swm 53 yrs old.. i am looking for a lady or ladies in the Chicago/nw indiana area to sit on my face and fart and fart until they have releived themselves of all their gases or any other way they would like to get rid of there farts on my face.. the smellier the farts the better i will like it.. i know there are ladies out there so don't be shy
so come on ladies relieve your lovely farts on my willing face.. the ladies shoud be between 25 & 55 if there are any interested ladies outb there please email me at [email protected]

Well, I should be visiting Chicago within a few months, so keep me in mind, especially for clips for my sites!