Ode to Oder!

For a beautiful girl to spread her cheeks
And sit upon my face
Around the world I'd sail a balloon,
It's about the kill, not the chase.

I'd cook a dinner of protien laden
And fall in love with your eyes
While all the while I fall for your smile,
But want my face in your thighs.

We'd laugh and smile and fart together
Pulling fingers for each other
I'll say I love you all the more
If you'd with your farts me smother.

The conversation turns to a ring, you hear me sing
It might get caught in your ass
But you might, just might, get lucky tonight,
If you spread and release your gas

This you do, whithout adieu
And put gale winds to shame
You say with smelly hiss instead of a kiss
I love you, but that one was lame.

So you squint and squirm and heave and push
And beat hard around the bush
Out comes a roar, a pungent sign
of love from your vibrating toosh.

Now I say Yes, I will marry you
I will not let this love die
A girl who whispers "I love you" to my face
warmly, from between her thighs.

So, dear girls, respond to me
If your ass stinks worse than this verse
I'll make it well worth your while
If you'll spread, sit, and furz.

this poem, it was so beautiful; i almost shed a tear.
then again i didn't since i know i'm not a queer.

no offense to gays, just making my own poem. well done good sir.