My girlfriend farted...loud during sex.

Ok I don't share much, more to do with the fact that I don't come across many fart videos that aren’t on this site.
But what I can share is real life experience.
I’ve been with my girlfriend about two months now; she’s a small brunette about 5ft tall and shaped like J-Lo.
Her ass is phenomenal, it’s the best I’ve ever seen…and I’m an ass man so believe me when I say its good.

Normally when she comes, she squirts and queefs which is quite funny, but she only queefs after I’ve taken my dick out because of all the built up pressure due to her muscle contractions however in this instance she didn’t come…so couldn’t have queefed.
The other night, I was in the process of doing her on her floor (We couldn’t use her bed because it was too squeaky and her parents and brothers were in the house this is at about 3am by the way) we were in the missionary position to cause as little noise as possible, and I was leaning on her chest heavily whilst humping which is probably why she released an almighty fart.
She started saying “I can’t breath, I can’t breath” to which I alleviated the pressure, keeping my dick inside of her, because me leaning so heavily the poor girl, her asshole must have just released gas which she previously could withhold.
Because she wanted me to get off of her so that she could breath I had time to try and sniff, it didn’t really smell bad… more of just a light vegetable smell.

It was a loud short one, to save embarrassment I didn’t say anything and just proceeded to fuck her.
In the morning, I said to her with a smile, “You soooo farted last night” and so said, “No, don’t it’s embarrassing” and ran downstairs to fix us some food.

By the way, I’m not fat…she’s just really petite haha.

Hope you liked my contribution, she doesn’t yet know about my fart fetish.
I don’t have the balls to tell her but she’s into some pretty kinky/weird stuff so I may tell her in good time.

hehe nice story dude.
My girlfriend always farts when she has to piss an she always apologies... if she knew that I actually like it.

Well make sure you tell her. ::great

very nice contribution. there are only so many clips and things like that out there, but there are an infinite amount of stories and experiences. ::great ::great ::great ::great

There is a MILF at my workplace who farts willingly..at first i wasn't attracted to her mainly coz she is 42 but ever since i heard her fart it just gets my dick so hard..i told her i didnt mind which is probably why she doesn't hide it from me anymore she just jokes about it..it so turns out that i want to fuck her so bad and its all due to her farts..but one thing i hate though is her farts dont really smell..but damn does it my cock rock hard trust me even porno doesn't make my cock that hard...

Totally agree... clips only do so much for me. Absolutely glad I shared my fetish with my wife :)

Almost daily I clear the dust off my beard so she can have a clean place to sit.

She doesn't always fart, but she tries, and she'll often call my attention when she has one regardless of where she's sitting. We've even played around with an air pump a time or three.

I only wish I knew exactly what kind of foods made her gassy... broccoli, eggs, beans, dairy, nothing seems to really have a major effect.

Moral of the story, tell her about it! Its not such a crazy fetish that she'd kick ya out of the house ya know?

yeah i told my fiance....she loves it now...she even gets turned on by it...she farts about 15 times a day...and loud....guys ive been trying to get her to do some clips she jsut dont wont ehr face or pussy showing...i asked her if maybe i can film her ass an her pussy jus enough so you guys wont trip and think shes a guy

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Originally posted by Alex_Dumas
Moral of the story, tell her about it! Its not such a crazy fetish that she'd kick ya out of the house ya know?

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Yeah this may be true.

I was in holyday with my gf once and we watched a movie. She sat on my lap and after a while I had a strong smell in my nose, it was a sexy slight foul smell, I didn't sayed anything because I didn't wanted her to feel ashamed but she definatly fartet.
After a minute she said sorry I fartet I was just like no problem I'll survive...
Thats it, I bet this would have been the perfect situation to say it smells tasty or do it again but I missed this moment... fuck it.

But she farts pretty often, I catch it sometimes. I'll find a good situation to let her know about my fetish