Real fart story

Today I was hanging out with this cute black asian girl she looks like Meagan Good but thicker in all the right places. She loves to smoke so I pulled out some bubble hash we started smoking and she takes a huge hit and struggled to hold it in. She was holding her nose and trying not to choke and lose the hit the combination of all of this she cuts loose a ripper of a fart and started coughing and farting simultaneously she then says excuse me Im sorry. I should of said something witty but I was so surprised I was speechless.