Swimming Goggles and Kik

Hello! Everyone that's still on here like I know I've talked to some of my other friends about this idea I thought about and hopefully y'all think its a good idea too but I thought when you finally get a female to fart in your face that when she blasts some powerful farts right into your eyes that your eyes will start to burn a little that it would be good to wear swimming goggles on as she farts in your face because we all care about the smell anyways and I believe its a good idea to have them on when the time comes to have a female fart in your face because I'm ready for a female to fart in my face because I always say if ya can't handle your own farts then you won't be able to handle a females farts to the face but if there are females on here that wanna talk on Kik my Kik name is mattisamazing700.

sounds like advice from a guy who hasn't gotten a fart in his face.

I mean I haven't but I want it so bad but I have sensative eyes though like I thought it was a good idea I mean if you think its funny then its all good not mad or anything but again I want a female to fart in my face for the first time I'll handle the smell but again my eyes are very sensative it'll start burning out of no where dude