Originally Posted by
splat
This bullshit is really just that. This can be done with literally everything. Your computer is a cube, is it not? SATURN. Your car is a series of cubes. Obviously saturnic influence. The number of fingers per hand not counting your thumb is four, as are your limbs not counting your head. Four is a square, and a rotated square is a cube. YOU are Saturn! If you include thumbs and heads, then it's five which is a pentragram. SATAN! Which can be rearranged to make SANTA!
The truth is, clearly, that YOU, Gemwine, are a fat, jolly deliverer of gifts who operates on yuletime, and who resides on a gaseous planet created by a roman god, and do so in the name of the devil. I've connected the dots, have I not? Now prove me wrong.
In all seriousness, I believe in Saturn as a reference the ancients made. It refers to corruption and rot. But these are essential- Only by dying does one exalt itself and travel through the seven rings to the Sun. Satun is the starting point, Nigredo, the lead to be transformed to gold, metaphorically speaking. But to take this concept and try to apply it to the stupidly mundane for arbitrary reasons is foolish.
Read the book Foucault's Pendulum.