Does any woman from the Inland Empire have a fart fetish?

Well ima try this cause I want female companionship so badly. And to get farted in the face. I'm looking for a pretty flatulent woman, ages 18-45. Someone who is curious about farting on a man, especially in multiple positions. I can teach a woman some farting positions if necessary. I can cook so i'd be glad 2 fix a woman fart food. I like women of all races but I do prefer white or hispanic. Especially with big buns. I can travel as far as these I.E. cities. Montclair, Upland, Claremont, Ontario, Rancho Cucamonga. Possibly can travel to Walnut, Rowland Heights, Chino. If you're a lactating woman, that's cool. A lactating & flatulent woman is even better ::great . If there is such a woman, pm me & hopefully send me pics of you. I have pics of me to show a woman also. Hopefully this is good post as the others are. I just hope I get lucky with this.

P.S. I 4got 2 mention a woman who is open to pee & take a dump in front of me also.