any ladies in arizona

Hellow Ladies, I am Nero I am looking to meet a kind gal an just have a good time, sorry if that seems mildly shallow but hey I can be a fun guy.

I like big girls, preferably taller than me I am 5'8 so taller is nicer.
I am male and live in arizona and am looking to meet a big girl that enjoys farting.
Big can imply tall, a bit chubby, an having a large butt.

I would like ot experiance a girls farts first hand, I never have and would like to experiance it please.

I really hope to get some responses I've tried formus, websties, nothing is working so I hope this helps, I hope my luck in 2010 is better.

Thank you for the post.
Hi guys, Im a newbie. Nice to join this forum.