Any Gassy Girls In Michigan?

So are their any gassy girls in Warren or Detroit? Just wondering because I was looking for MI threads in this forum & couldn't find any. Lucky for me I live in Warren next to Detroit which seems to be pretty popular. Anyway their aren't many replies to these threads so I'm assuming this is kind of pointless. I would like to say that I think I'm a pretty attractive guy, 5'10, mixed black & white, not fat. I prefer a nice slim lady any ethnicity really, I don't discriminate but if you are a girl and you know a little about this fetish I prefer my lady to have a body similar to LMT (Little Miss Toots) or Kristi. So yeah if their are any gassy ladies in or near Warren or Detroit MI please reply or contact me.