Drunk Morning (true story)
So I have this friend named Liz and we decided to get drunk last night. She got pretty wasted and I had a pretty good buzz on. She was still drinking when I went to sleep. The next morning I heard a low bassy fart rumble my bed and I looked up and she was sitting right beside my head. Then it stunk really bad. She was looking down at me and shes like "sorry to wake you but I just had to get that out" I covered up my nose and I was like "omg thats smells so bad" and then she started laughing and shes like "well its gonna be a bad morning for you" and then like 10 seconds later she ripped a bubbly fart again and fanned it in my face and it stunk worse then the last one. I liked it but I always pretend its gross. I was like "stop farting in my face you bitch lol" she just laughed and was like "this is in your face" and jumped on me and sat on my face. I was scared shed see my boner so I tried to push her off but she was too heavy. Good thing she was still too drunk to notice. Her butt covered my face literally. And I was trying to tell her to get off but I heard her say "wait first let me rip this big one" then I just felt the fart bubbles slapping off my face and the smell came into my nose and it was all i could smell, I was pushing her off then finally got her off so i could breath. Then she went back to sleep and when she was more sober she apologised me and i said it was ok lol, but I just had to post that because its so awesome.
