REAL Fart STories: Story 2. Stinky 69

I used to have a girlfriend who was really into getting her pussy ate out...she didn't care how long you did it, as long as your face was burried between her legs. I'm not really into eating pussy, so needless to say our relationship didn't last long...I did however do it from time to time in order to get a view (and whiff) of her beautiful ass, so I refused to do it unless she either sat on my face or in a 69 position. There was an incident though that I will never forget...

I had just got home from work after closing at my job (I was in retail management at the time) and my girlfriend was sitting on the couch eating ice cream and watching TV. I kissed her, said whats for dinner and she replied "pussy...come get some". I knew she was joking so I ignored it and went to the fridge. I was a little pissed since she had been sitting at home all day since she was off that she hadn't cooked anything, but I quickly got over it. I whipped up a sandwich and she walked in the kitchen and threw her bowl in the sink and went to the room...she said "when you're done with that, you know what else you can eat right?" I wasn't in the mood, but she had on boy shorts and I couldn't resist her fat ass with tan lines when she did that (she was a frequent tanner...but since I'm black, no need to).

I came in the room, hopped in the shower and got in bed. I was hoping she was sleep, as it was about 1 am at this point and I had to be at work at 10 am the next day, but the minute I got in the bed, she strattled me and said "we don't have to fuck tonight, but my pussy has been waiting for you all day". So I"m like, whatever, she does have the boy shorts on and her ass is lookin plump...I rolled my eyes and told her "okay, whatever...but its gotta be 69 tonight cuz I'm not really in the mood". So she flips around and starts to slob on my knob with her ass spread right in my face, but with her underwear still on...it feels great and my eyes roll back in my head...and then i inhale a large amount of air and notice a shitty, damp smell...I'm thinkin she pooted, since she was eating ice cream, and since i like that kinda thing i didn't say much about it. So I start pulling her underwear off and she stands up to kick them off and they land right on my chest...i could smell pure ass and poop as i moved the underwear over to her side of the bed (not into sniffing panties...). As she squated back down and spead her ass in my face, the smell of pure shit hit me...as my eyes adjusted to the low light in the room, i could see shit smeared all over her booty hole...Apparently from eating the ice cream, she had been farting and must have sharted herself. I could feel my dick pulsing as i looped my arms under her thighs and onto her back and pressed her ass down on my face...with her bootyhole just inches from my nose, I was in heaven!!! I eased a finger into her asshole and I could hear her moan as she continued to suck.

Now usually, I told her when I was about to cum so that I didn't shoot in her mouth, but this time, it just felt too good!! I shot up a HUGE load right into her mouth and she shreeked and quickly sat back on to my face, spitting the cum out on me and the sheets. Now her asshole was COMPLETELY on my nose while she cursed and called me an asshole for doing that. She got up and went to the bathroom to rinse her mouth out and I just sat there and sniffed my finger in pure bliss.

She came back in the room and asked me if I had farted...I told her no, you are the one who's ass was just spread. She said it smelled like someone had just took a dump and went back in the bathroom to wash up...

Unfortunately, that was the only foul experience I had with her...usually, she was extremely clean and I couldn't even smell anything on her, even when I fingered her ass or when we had anal sex. Amazing ass though...Unfortunately, she was a bitch and was just obsessed with sex, and while it was cool sometimes, I couldn't imagine myself marrying her or moving forward passed the rabbit-fucking stage...As I will do with all of my adventures, I will always try to find a picture that best depicts the girl I'm talking about...I never seemed to have a camera during these episodes (dammit) but luckily porn is in abundance on the net...In this case, the girl I found looks nothing like her in the face, but the ass is dead on!!! When I saw this pic, I immediatly remembered that stinky night, so enjoy and look forward to another story later in the week (my ex even had a tattoo right above her butt crack...not the same tattoo, but with the similar skin colors, its almost a perfect match)!!