De-mystify the pumped fart
Ok over the years of coming on to this forum we have always dabbled in conversation about pumped farts. We usually debated about weather it was fake or not or why some people don't mind or love it while others hate it. I was never one who felt overly passionate about the issue because some of the pumped farts if done right seemed natural enough to turn me on. Never the less I was always interested in what it would be like in real life. I have had four girl friends fart for me. So were naturals, and were explosive while others just never had big farts. The most difficult thing about the fetish is that you are never guaranteed a fart, which can really get frustrating. So my most recent girl friend has a huge ass, and wide hips (basically how I like it) her body would be a mix between sienna from the fart girls and chris from fart brazil. We had no seen each other for about a week and the relationship was on the rocks BUT we had pent up sexual energy from not having sex for a while. So we were all hot and horny and I asked her if she would allow me to pump air into her ass. That was a nerve racking question but it turned out well because she said that she would. Now the question was how the fuck to I get it up in there without hurting her or making her uncomfortable. I had read on here once that I could use a plastic bottle, place it to her asshole and squeeze. It sounded like a good idea, buttt it was a little weird to ask her to do for some reason and I chickened out on that method. what I did do was.. I went to bought a enema kit for four dollars. The kit comes with a hose and a nozzle which was meant to be inserted into the rectum so I figured I could not have gone wrong there. This is about ten o clock at night and were are on an abandoned road in a car. The seats fold back into a bed. I also got some ky jelly so that is slipped in with no problem... She the bent over and I slipped the tip into her ass, and started to blow at a moderate pace. This is when the first myth about pumped farts was busted. I think because she was not use to having so much air in her the first time she released a half silent fart immediately for like 10 seconds. The air could not have been up in her for more than 5 seconds. And it STUNK. It Stunk worst that when she had farted naturally in my face earlier that night. It was so bad that she got embarrassed and we had to wind down the window. I took a couple of minutes convincing her that I really liked it. and we tried again. this time I pumped more into her. OH MAAAN.. she laid down on her side and blasted me with huge gusts of wind. The Silent bombs made me so hard I fucked the shit out of her for the next 30 minutes every now and then she would crack another one ass I blasted her from the back. So this experience was so good that I decided to cancel all of my plans for today, so that I could continue with this all of last night. We drove to the house were the was a big bed to continue what we were doing. What I also realized is that the lubricant were making her farts silent, and while I like almost all farts I like silent once the least and bassy ones the most. Well this time I pumped more air and wiped the lubricant off. I told her hold it in for a while so the would come out more naturally. So we started just watching tv for a while. Then I swear she ripped bass, I mean like ANA but more wet bass. I and it was while my head was resting on her ass. It was surreal, I was so horny I was numb I could not believe I and just felt the vibration of such a huge fart, so close that I could feel the air blowing against my nose hairs. I proceeded to fuck her again from the back for about 5 minutes, then i pulled away from her because I wanted to turn her over and go from the front. But went I pulled away and she blasted me again ass up in the air. It was so powerful I could feel the air blowing past ever inch of my body to from the waist up. This made me for the first time in my life pre ejaculate out of control. I did not know were one drop went. I was so euphoric I ended up on the floor, just pulsing. This happened at about 1:30. After that we started drinking, and basically I fucked and she farted all the way until about 6:30 this morning. I must have pumped her maybe 12 times, and each one kinda got better because she learned how to control it more. Hopefully some one will find this interesting.. if so thanks for reading... if there are any questions just ask... and if it was a little choppy it's because I had very little time to write it... the fam is over for 4th of July.
