Have you ever witness a girl fart in real life?
Wasn't sure where to post this, but I think this is ok.
I was surprised when I couldn't find a thread like this. Maybe someone did make a long time ago and it's gone now.
Still.
Have any of you any stories of REAL farts you witnessed in public or at home or with friends, etc?
I have a few that I only vaguely remember.
It's funny because whenever I hear a bodily function, I immediately swerve my head to see who did it. Unfortunately, most of the time it's guys.
But once I was at the beach and I sat there reading. Suddenly I hear someone rip. I look up and there was this brunette girl about my age (I was like 17 at the time) in a bikini, and she had bent over to gather something for her mother. She immediately realized what she did and stood up straight and turned to me. What sucked was I didn't have my glasses on, and I swore she either smirked or made some face at me. Then she quickly went off with her mother.
Waaaay back in middle school there was a blond girl I knew who was never ashamed of belching. One time at this science fair she went up to some boy she constantly flirted with from time to time, then lifted her leg and let rip the longest fart I had ever heard. Everyone was in shock of course. Also, we were in a Catholic school, so it was a nice, rather sexy skirt fart.
That's all I can remember for now.
RE: Have you ever witness a girl fart in real life?
Yes I have. Many of times by many different women, and smelled many different farts.
My life is great for a fart fetishist. I'm sure a normal guy who does not have a fart fetish would be traumatized if he has witnessed the girl farts that I have witnessed.
Then again maybe he wouldn't because I am sure I have had a big part of making them comfortable to have the green light to fart in front of me.
The great thing is, only one girl out of all the girls who have farted in front of me knew of my fetish and I like it that way, i like it when they do not know i have a fetish.
Means they are farting to be free and it's not just them trying to get me off.