Originally Posted by
1313Jr.1313
welcome to the forum and thanks for bearing with the skepticism.
so really the thing you need to keep in mind is that you will have a lot of time to figure out the specific fantasies and what works as long as you have the gas to try it out. that being said:
1: dried apricots
2: fiber one (which should be 1 because of the one but doesn't work as well as apricots)
if those two don't work out, try guajes. once you get the gas flowing, the rest can be adjusted for to see what works best. also, "you've been a bad boy" is nowhere near as good (for me at least) as "ooh, smell that" and i'm sure it's similar for most people here.