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    you guys suck dicks

    wow thanks guys. your lack of faith in both my gender, intelligence, AND sanity are all very moving.
    no seriously, you guys are assholes.
    idk wtf i'm doing when it comes to this and all i'm looking for is advice! do i need to like put up pictures or some shit of me and my bf just to PROVE i'm not a "creeper"? y'all want my FB account info? is it so unbelievable that a girl would want to do this to somebody they love?
    why can't you guys just be fucking helpful and not stupid, geez!

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    How about a video clip of you saying you're loserfish from this forum. That is if you want undeniable proof.

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    okay

    if i do that will you stop being so damn jaded and actually give me good advice and not be total douche bags?

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    Quote Originally Posted by loserfish View Post
    wow thanks guys. your lack of faith in both my gender, intelligence, AND sanity are all very moving.
    no seriously, you guys are assholes.
    idk wtf i'm doing when it comes to this and all i'm looking for is advice! do i need to like put up pictures or some shit of me and my bf just to PROVE i'm not a "creeper"? y'all want my FB account info? is it so unbelievable that a girl would want to do this to somebody they love?
    why can't you guys just be fucking helpful and not stupid, geez!
    Let's just say we have enough friggen wierdos in this group that someone posing like this and make up their own fantasy world for their own jollies is not the slightest bit farfetched.

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    Quote Originally Posted by loserfish View Post
    is it so unbelievable that a girl would want to do this to somebody they love?
    Actually, yes it is. Girls this determined to fulfill their partner's desires are rare, you must admit that That's why your post sounded like it's just a dude's fantasy.

    That said, I apologize for doubting you.

    Now, about the well-deserved advice. I was thinking... If you're not grossed out, you could watch some domination clips for inspiration. Maybe even pick from his own collection (if you can access it without him knowing ) to make sure it's his taste. You'd have to ask other guys here about which ones are best at it though, since domination is not exactly my thing.

    Good luck

    P.S.: Brace yourself... A bunch of guys asking you to film yourself doing it will be coming very soon.

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    Wow

    Damn, her boyfriend is one lucky BASTARD.

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    aw thanks guys again for the suggestions.

    i really like the idea of watching dom vids. i have never really explored that side of porn before so it's gonna be really interesting to see what it's all about. it's a great idea haha.

    i'm not gonna ask him specifically what he wants me to do and say to him, because that's gonna ruin the whole effect. remember, i'm trying to win here. he can't have any idea what i'm plotting. and i have quite an advantage with being able to do all this "research" and whatnot because he works off shore for about a month and then comes home for 2 weeks. which is both difficult, but at the same time has helped us grow exponentially as a couple.

    so far i know he loves stockings to death. i skype with him and show off the new stockings that he gets for me. he loves lingerie, basically any kind of sexy outfit. he buys me that stuff all the time and loves it when i try on things for him. he really wants me to fart in outfits, and walking about normally, not just during sex. so i think i need to figure out more what foods make me gassy. some of the girls i've seen in clips are absolutely phenomenal with how much they can fart! like this one girl kelsey something or other. i'm completely jealous of her. but in a good way. like, i just want to fart better than she does haha, if that makes sense.
    i'm contemplating sending him farts in a mason jar. i think he'd find that both funny, and totally left-field.


    my boyfriend is not lucky. he has earned everything he gets from me and then some. he treats me like a freaking goddess and accepts me even though i'm not very conventional, i don't like make up, and have the worst memory in the history of ever. i have always hidden things from my ex's, i have always acted how they wanted me to not how i felt, which built up heaps of resentment and frustration and led to humiliating and scarring breakups. my current boyfriend broke down all my walls and ripped me from the shell i'd built around myself, and has shown me how to be comfortable in my own skin. that i have numerous things about myself to appreciate and be thankful for.

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