haven't considered it recently, but as jacave said, just have an alibi ready. you can always say that you really had to go and all of the male stalls were either full or covered in crap.
haven't considered it recently, but as jacave said, just have an alibi ready. you can always say that you really had to go and all of the male stalls were either full or covered in crap.
I have camped near a girl's bathroom, unfortunately i was caught but i made up a excuse, but the smell was greatBUT after i left, the girl was looking at me (guessing to make sure that i was far enough from the bathroom) then left....so i thought. Feeling a bit of guilt, went to grab my ipod out my pocket to listen to music and accidently dropped it under some box. When i bent over, that same girl walked up to me and bent over a little so when i got up, her big ass was right in my face. Being a bit mad because my ipod had a scratch on the touch screen, i got up, and then all i see is ass in ma face & then I smelled a strong scent of eggs blowing in my face. Knowing myself that i have a fart fetish and wanted to grab her ass, smother it in my face, and tell her to fart some more.....I acted innocent and backed away and saying "why the hell you do that for??" her answering back "Well, you were in the girl's bathroom, thinking that you are slick watching and listening *in my mind: and smelling your farts* to us do our thing, and when its all clear, you can just walk out and act like nothing happend. Pervert."
"Not my fault that the janitor is cleaning out our bathroom" (not really, just needed to get away before something else happens)
"Yeah, whatever, just stay out"
So that's my short story, only lasted for about ten minutes, but i enjoyed very bit of it.
Awesome story is awesome. I guess she "showed" youOriginally Posted by Kasengon
I have camped near a girl's bathroom, unfortunately i was caught but i made up a excuse, but the smell was great
"Not my fault that the janitor is cleaning out our bathroom" (not really, just needed to get away before something else happens)
"Yeah, whatever, just stay out"
So that's my short story, only lasted for about ten minutes, but i enjoyed very bit of it.
Im sorry that story sounded like complete bull shit, it may be just me but that would never happen. A women catching sure, but somehow finding you (wherever you were) and farting in your face at the exact moment you seemingly dropped your Itouch? I find that highly unlikely the first inciddent sure, but the fart in your face no. Like I said it may just be me, but it just sounds extremely far fetched.I have camped near a girl's bathroom, unfortunately i was caught but i made up a excuse, but the smell was great
"Not my fault that the janitor is cleaning out our bathroom" (not really, just needed to get away before something else happens)
"Yeah, whatever, just stay out"
So that's my short story, only lasted for about ten minutes, but i enjoyed very bit of it.
shoot a monkey! i hear too many stories, but even in school its considered sexual harassment. omg, you guys make me laugh at the great lengths to go for an amazing ass. still...i'm disappointed it isn't a challenge for me to hear their farts because i am in the same bathroom with them! its pretty grotesque but a guilty pleasure, too.
Hide in the ceiling tiles.
Either i've played video games for too long in the dark, and my vision is messed up or is azaleachan's legs blue?
The colors aren't set right on her camera. Thats why it looks like the ceiling's purple.
Oh ok, thanks
go into a unisex bathroom duh
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