Ok, long time lurker, first time poster. I had to post this. I work at a pizzeria. Last night as we were all cleaned up and just waiting another few minutes to close up, an attractive woman probably early 40s wearing a nice leather jacket and tight jeans peeks in the door and asks kind of desperately if she can use the bathroom. Immediately my attention is piqued but I figure she probably just has to pee. Well she goes in and being so close to closing, the TVs off, the radios off, everythings off. You can hear a pin drop. Now I was about 7 feet away but you could have heard the eruption from across the pizzeria. Just volcanic diarrhea. When she came out she had a look of pure embarrassment on her face and didn't say anything to anyone, just left. I pretended to go in there to see how bad she messed up the toilet lol Thank god it was the end of the shift