clips4sale
Page 3 of 7 FirstFirst 12345 ... LastLast
Results 21 to 30 of 61

Thread: i am the best girlfriend ever

  1. #21
    Member DreamingForYou's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    58
    yea thank you to the two people that gave me actual suggestions.

    i duct taped him to my bed one time. he really seemed to enjoy that. but of course it was a little awkward for me since i suck at dirty talk. i just make myself laugh every time. and then he starts laughing at me. and then the whole thing about him being a naughty boy and needing to be punished seems a lot less threatening. but i think i just need more practice at it.
    i guess i could talk dirty to myself in the mirror? yea, that's probably really weird.

    i made like 12 brussel sprouts and ate them with dinner one night but still it was hard to fart on him, like to seriously do it. maybe it was leaning over him like that it made it more difficult. when i sit up straight on his face i find it a lot easier to fart. i'm still kinda shy about it too, i think. but i burp in front of him and sometimes in his and he goes nuts. that was a lot easier to get into lol. he really likes to lay his head on my stomach and listen to all the sounds it makes. i know that's a big thing he likes is the sound of farts and burps.

    i keep wondering if my boyfriend would have an account on something like this and if he would come across all this stuff i'm typing wtf he would say haha.

    i know though that his ultimate fantasy and the porn and clips he really likes are the ones where the woman is dominating the man. like all in vinyl and kick ass boots, him being chained up. i'm really wondering how i could get myself to embody that kind of woman. i mean, it's not me, at least not usually. i know i do have a side to me that can be very bossy and intimidating, but in a somehow sexy way. it's just hard to figure out how to bring it out.

    anyway i'm going to bed. thanks for reading all that mess.

  2. #22
    Gold Member - Designer scythe's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Posts
    840
    Quote Originally Posted by loserfish View Post
    is it so unbelievable that a girl would want to do this to somebody they love?
    Actually, yes it is. Girls this determined to fulfill their partner's desires are rare, you must admit that That's why your post sounded like it's just a dude's fantasy.

    That said, I apologize for doubting you.

    Now, about the well-deserved advice. I was thinking... If you're not grossed out, you could watch some domination clips for inspiration. Maybe even pick from his own collection (if you can access it without him knowing ) to make sure it's his taste. You'd have to ask other guys here about which ones are best at it though, since domination is not exactly my thing.

    Good luck

    P.S.: Brace yourself... A bunch of guys asking you to film yourself doing it will be coming very soon.

  3. #23

    Wow

    Damn, her boyfriend is one lucky BASTARD.

  4. #24
    Member DreamingForYou's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    58
    aw thanks guys again for the suggestions.

    i really like the idea of watching dom vids. i have never really explored that side of porn before so it's gonna be really interesting to see what it's all about. it's a great idea haha.

    i'm not gonna ask him specifically what he wants me to do and say to him, because that's gonna ruin the whole effect. remember, i'm trying to win here. he can't have any idea what i'm plotting. and i have quite an advantage with being able to do all this "research" and whatnot because he works off shore for about a month and then comes home for 2 weeks. which is both difficult, but at the same time has helped us grow exponentially as a couple.

    so far i know he loves stockings to death. i skype with him and show off the new stockings that he gets for me. he loves lingerie, basically any kind of sexy outfit. he buys me that stuff all the time and loves it when i try on things for him. he really wants me to fart in outfits, and walking about normally, not just during sex. so i think i need to figure out more what foods make me gassy. some of the girls i've seen in clips are absolutely phenomenal with how much they can fart! like this one girl kelsey something or other. i'm completely jealous of her. but in a good way. like, i just want to fart better than she does haha, if that makes sense.
    i'm contemplating sending him farts in a mason jar. i think he'd find that both funny, and totally left-field.


    my boyfriend is not lucky. he has earned everything he gets from me and then some. he treats me like a freaking goddess and accepts me even though i'm not very conventional, i don't like make up, and have the worst memory in the history of ever. i have always hidden things from my ex's, i have always acted how they wanted me to not how i felt, which built up heaps of resentment and frustration and led to humiliating and scarring breakups. my current boyfriend broke down all my walls and ripped me from the shell i'd built around myself, and has shown me how to be comfortable in my own skin. that i have numerous things about myself to appreciate and be thankful for.

  5. #25
    Member DreamingForYou's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    58
    Quote Originally Posted by HOOF HEARTED View Post
    Welcome loserfish. How did you find out about this forum? You're a brown haired blue eyed special We are skeptical because of posers in the past. I hope you find the answers you're looking for.

    thanks for the welcome. and i just typed in fart forums on google and decided on this one because of the picture up top haha.

  6. #26
    Well then, I stand corrected. My bad for doubting you, but if you go to any old youtube video posted here and check out the comments, you might understand why we didn't believe you. As for suggestions, I got nothing, so I'll just make my exit now...

  7. #27
    Member DreamingForYou's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    58
    Quote Originally Posted by p tang View Post
    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xq7...advice-pt-3_na. Hey this might help its kelsey explaining how she farts so much. Lucky for me my girl is lactose intolerant but she will also eat a fiber 1 bar and it makes her explode so try that. And most of the girls in videos pump air in their ass so they can fart only a few of them are completely natural.
    omfg. Thank you.

  8. #28
    Elite Member bootyluv's Avatar
    Join Date
    Jan 2008
    Posts
    301
    Jerusalem Artichokes and sugar free candy can make you really gassy.

  9. #29
    VIP Member lololo's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2011
    Posts
    5,553
    Still the largest number of people will tell you: fiber one bars/cereal and kashi go lean cereal as well as dried apricots. A lot of people don't try them but seriously, I'd give the fiber bars a go. You can google fiber bars and kashi cereal I guarantee you'll find hundreds of people thinking they were gonna explode from all the farts. Chicory root is some serious shit

  10. #30
    Member DreamingForYou's Avatar
    Join Date
    Sep 2012
    Location
    Florida
    Posts
    58

    You Guys

    are starting to redeem yourselves, truly.
    great ideas and advice. thank you oh so much! =)

Similar Threads

  1. Girlfriend
    By helpmepls in forum Main Fart Forum
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 14th April 2015, 06:30 PM
  2. If I was your girlfriend
    By Synce in forum Main Fart Forum
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 26th April 2014, 06:43 PM
  3. My girlfriend's at it again. :D
    By Gimper in forum Main Fart Forum
    Replies: 10
    Last Post: 22nd December 2012, 06:06 AM
  4. If This Was Your Girlfriend
    By SIMON22 in forum Main Fart Forum
    Replies: 18
    Last Post: 17th April 2010, 06:04 AM
  5. That's my girlfriend
    By miche in forum Main Fart Forum
    Replies: 7
    Last Post: 11th August 2009, 07:12 AM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts
  •