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    i am the best girlfriend ever

    no really, i am. but really this post is less about my awesomeness and more about the need to kick my boyfriend's ass..in bed. so here we go:
    my current boyfriend and i have a very open, feisty relationship. we can talk about anything and everything. before we started dating, we were great friends for years. about a month before we started dating but 2 months after we started fucking, he told me something i did not expect. he has some interesting fetishes. he likes it when women burp and fart. he especially likes being sat on and having a woman fart on his face while he eats out her asshole, he also is interested in getting peed on and drinking my pee...but that is not his main thing. he really likes farts.
    so when he told me this i was a little shocked, but almost immediately decided that if that was what he wanted, then i was going to give it to him. and i would be the best at it. end of story.
    he explained to me that he'd never told any girl he'd been with about his fart fetish, and had only ever experienced getting pissed on by his ex a couple of times. and this is where i cackled maniacally because i knew then that i could experiment however i wanted because he really had no measure for comparison. which is the best thing when you're trying something like this, i think.
    anyway, my determination in this endeavor directly comes from the fact that he is an absolute GOD in bed. i mean, he gave me my FIRST orgasm, ever. he taught me how to please myself, and then he proved that he could do it better. he is fucking amazing. before him, i was always submissive in bed, but not in the way a woman should be i don't think. i accepted a lot of abuse and discomfort that rarely brought me any satisfaction. but now i am with a man who knows just when i need to feel pain with pleasure, and everything in between.
    so now, i want to make him twitch and moan under me. i wanna put that wide eyed stare on his face, and make his head dizzy with satisfaction.
    so far i have sat on his face while he eats out my asshole (<333OMG) and he blows small amounts of air into me that i push out onto his tongue and mouth. while i'm giving him a blowjob. this is all after he has given me 5 or 6 orgasms (<33 mmhmm) normally, he can have sex for forever and never cum, but when i do this, he cums like crazy within 2-5 minutes. also, i have given him head and handjobs while he watches him favorite fart clips and porn. this takes just a bit longer, but gets him off so good.
    alright so this is getting to be just a rambling mess about my sex life (which is fantastic, thank you for asking!) but truly, he is so devoted to me and making me happy, i want to do the exact same for him. i am entirely convinced that he was submissive in his previous relationships. i have always been curious about being dominate, but it's so hard to figure out where to start. so i need suggestions about how to molest and manipulate my boyfriend until he is just a slack jawed mess covered in his own cum. and he can't walk, and has to be the one to give me the puppy dog eyes to go get him a drink.
    and what better place to find suggestions than from random people on a fetish forum. thank you internet. there's no way i have the patience to find this shit out in a library.

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    It's always interesting to see how male brains interpret female language. Everything from speech pattern and inflections to tendencies involving grammatical placement of nouns and adjectives. Point of view in terms of sexual gratification is also important as the female psyche is an incredibly different and entirely disparate thing from the more primal, object based, psyche of the male. These differences tend to be noticeable.

    lol cool story, bro.

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    Since when do smart girls IN REALITY actually write "<3333" or "OMG!" unless they're looking at a puppy or something.

    Lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by loserfish View Post
    no really, i am. but really this post is less about my awesomeness and more about the need to kick my boyfriend's ass..in bed. so here we go:
    my current boyfriend and i have a very open, feisty relationship. we can talk about anything and everything. before we started dating, we were great friends for years. about a month before we started dating but 2 months after we started fucking, he told me something i did not expect. he has some interesting fetishes. he likes it when women burp and fart. he especially likes being sat on and having a woman fart on his face while he eats out her asshole, he also is interested in getting peed on and drinking my pee...but that is not his main thing. he really likes farts.
    so when he told me this i was a little shocked, but almost immediately decided that if that was what he wanted, then i was going to give it to him. and i would be the best at it. end of story.
    he explained to me that he'd never told any girl he'd been with about his fart fetish, and had only ever experienced getting pissed on by his ex a couple of times. and this is where i cackled maniacally because i knew then that i could experiment however i wanted because he really had no measure for comparison. which is the best thing when you're trying something like this, i think.
    anyway, my determination in this endeavor directly comes from the fact that he is an absolute GOD in bed. i mean, he gave me my FIRST orgasm, ever. he taught me how to please myself, and then he proved that he could do it better. he is fucking amazing. before him, i was always submissive in bed, but not in the way a woman should be i don't think. i accepted a lot of abuse and discomfort that rarely brought me any satisfaction. but now i am with a man who knows just when i need to feel pain with pleasure, and everything in between.
    so now, i want to make him twitch and moan under me. i wanna put that wide eyed stare on his face, and make his head dizzy with satisfaction.
    so far i have sat on his face while he eats out my asshole (<333OMG) and he blows small amounts of air into me that i push out onto his tongue and mouth. while i'm giving him a blowjob. this is all after he has given me 5 or 6 orgasms (<33 mmhmm) normally, he can have sex for forever and never cum, but when i do this, he cums like crazy within 2-5 minutes. also, i have given him head and handjobs while he watches him favorite fart clips and porn. this takes just a bit longer, but gets him off so good.
    alright so this is getting to be just a rambling mess about my sex life (which is fantastic, thank you for asking!) but truly, he is so devoted to me and making me happy, i want to do the exact same for him. i am entirely convinced that he was submissive in his previous relationships. i have always been curious about being dominate, but it's so hard to figure out where to start. so i need suggestions about how to molest and manipulate my boyfriend until he is just a slack jawed mess covered in his own cum. and he can't walk, and has to be the one to give me the puppy dog eyes to go get him a drink.
    and what better place to find suggestions than from random people on a fetish forum. thank you internet. there's no way i have the patience to find this shit out in a library.
    FUCKING CREEPER!

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    you guys suck dicks

    wow thanks guys. your lack of faith in both my gender, intelligence, AND sanity are all very moving.
    no seriously, you guys are assholes.
    idk wtf i'm doing when it comes to this and all i'm looking for is advice! do i need to like put up pictures or some shit of me and my bf just to PROVE i'm not a "creeper"? y'all want my FB account info? is it so unbelievable that a girl would want to do this to somebody they love?
    why can't you guys just be fucking helpful and not stupid, geez!

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    How about a video clip of you saying you're loserfish from this forum. That is if you want undeniable proof.

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    okay

    if i do that will you stop being so damn jaded and actually give me good advice and not be total douche bags?

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    Quote Originally Posted by loserfish View Post
    wow thanks guys. your lack of faith in both my gender, intelligence, AND sanity are all very moving.
    no seriously, you guys are assholes.
    idk wtf i'm doing when it comes to this and all i'm looking for is advice! do i need to like put up pictures or some shit of me and my bf just to PROVE i'm not a "creeper"? y'all want my FB account info? is it so unbelievable that a girl would want to do this to somebody they love?
    why can't you guys just be fucking helpful and not stupid, geez!
    Let's just say we have enough friggen wierdos in this group that someone posing like this and make up their own fantasy world for their own jollies is not the slightest bit farfetched.

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    no galz ere then

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    Lol we weren't trying to be rude. But seriously so many fake "girls" come here it's almost predictable.

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