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    Ode to Oder!

    For a beautiful girl to spread her cheeks
    And sit upon my face
    Around the world I'd sail a balloon,
    It's about the kill, not the chase.

    I'd cook a dinner of protien laden
    And fall in love with your eyes
    While all the while I fall for your smile,
    But want my face in your thighs.

    We'd laugh and smile and fart together
    Pulling fingers for each other
    I'll say I love you all the more
    If you'd with your farts me smother.

    The conversation turns to a ring, you hear me sing
    It might get caught in your ass
    But you might, just might, get lucky tonight,
    If you spread and release your gas

    This you do, whithout adieu
    And put gale winds to shame
    You say with smelly hiss instead of a kiss
    I love you, but that one was lame.

    So you squint and squirm and heave and push
    And beat hard around the bush
    Out comes a roar, a pungent sign
    of love from your vibrating toosh.

    Now I say Yes, I will marry you
    I will not let this love die
    A girl who whispers "I love you" to my face
    warmly, from between her thighs.

    So, dear girls, respond to me
    If your ass stinks worse than this verse
    I'll make it well worth your while
    If you'll spread, sit, and furz.

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    this poem, it was so beautiful; i almost shed a tear.
    then again i didn't since i know i'm not a queer.

    no offense to gays, just making my own poem. well done good sir.

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