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MeanMachine
8th January 2010, 10:39 PM
Hey all,

In a few other recent threads people have discussed what elements of this fetish turns them on the most. For me, it is the smell of the fart. Loud farts with no smell do very little for me. I like a deep, rich, thick aroma that hangs in the air like a cloud for a long time.

Unfortunately, this inhibits my ability to enjoy a lot of fart videos. Most of the time the girl does not comment on the smell, and often when she does (in "porn" rather than "authentic" type videos) its difficult to tell if the fart really stinks or she's just acting. As a result, the content that turns me on the most is true stories about farts that smell really bad. I was hoping everyone could share your own memory of the female fart that sticks out in your mind as the most putrid, stomach-turning, eye-watering fart you've ever encountered. It would be great if you could include a description of the farter, a description of what the fart smelled like, how long it lingered for, and how the girl reacted.

I'll kick things off with my own story. A few years ago when I was a sophomore in college, my fraternity had a mixer with a sorority in our frat house basement. I was playing a game of beer pong with a guy as my partner. To the left of us were more beer pong games, to the right of us there was a large group of mostly girls dancing. A few minutes into the game, I was hit in the face with an incredibly strong burning, sulphuric fart odor. My friend immediately elbowed me and asked, "Dude, did you just fart? That smells terrible!" I assured him that I didn't - I think he was skeptical at first - but then we both agreed that it seemed to be coming from the group of girls dancing. Anyways, as the game went on we were hit with the same odor another three or four times. Each time it was the same - a thick, sulphuric cloud that hung around for two or three minutes before slowly dispersing. And each time it seemed to be coming from the group of girls dancing to the right of us. I watched them closely for some kind of sign from the guilty party, but they all just kept dancing, happy as could be, seemingly intent on protecting whoever was gassing out the basement.

A few days later we were having our weekly chapter meeting and the topic of the mixer came up. Immediately one of my brothers spoke up - "One of the girls was farting the whole time and it smelled fucking awful!" Everyone else agreed - it seemed like everyone had smelled the farts and agreed that they were coming from one of the girls (and my frat brothers being typical college guys, none of us would have hesitated to own up to our own gas). Sadly, no one had any theories as to who the farter was. I never was able to figure out who it was ripping ass that night, but it's a night I remember fondly.

I hope you guys enjoyed my story and I'm looking forward to your contributions.

MM

arseworshipper
9th January 2010, 01:08 AM
Haven't experienced it much but I remember my ex's friend once did a fart and we both walked straight through it, and it was one of the richest farts I'd ever smelt and it lingered for ages, really was a nasty one. The girl was quite embarrassed, I guess she thought she could get away with letting out a sneaky one in the living room without anyone noticing ;)

Fartluvr
9th January 2010, 01:55 AM
My first experience was in High School!

There was this hot-looking, short skirt-wearing, freckled girl (Good figure, Decent rack, Gorgeous ass; the works). She had to step out to the bathroom and she did so casually. No Problem there. One trip later, she was headed back to her seat and she dropped something right in front of me. She bent over to grab it and, in doing so, she laid a Silent But Deadly fart right on my face. . . MY FACE!!! A FRIGGIN' FACEFART!!!!! And she just came from the bathroom, so you can imagine how terrible that was at the time. It smelled like something died and I was sick for a FRIGGIN' WEEK after that!!!

Anyway, that's when my whole "sexy girls farting" curiousity ended.

FartPallete
9th January 2010, 07:01 AM
This is why I like face farting videos as far as fetish videos go. You kind of get the idea of how bad the fart smells by the reaction of the "victim"
Most of them, the guys are just laying there like nothing is happening or sniffing it like it is cocaine. I have had face farts and I am a HUGE fan of farts but me eprsonally i don't find the smell good. I find it very sexy and erotic, but it is not a good smell for me to not react.
I like the Alien Girl ones because by the reaction of the fart slave you can tell they are quite stinky.
As far as reality goes. Yes I am all about the smell and the sound together. If i just smelled some myustery fart I don't get turned on by it at all. even if I am 99 percent sure it is a girl. I have to hear her fart or she has to announce that she farted for me to get off on a scenmt of fart smell as it hits me out of nowhere.

zulu0
10th January 2010, 03:57 AM
The worst fart I experienced was from my ex gf. I don´t remember if she already knew about my fetish, anyway:

I was taking a bath and the glass from the box was closed. She was looking and the mirror doing something, we were quiet. She just raized her right leg and farted. (she continued doing something) Arround 10 secs after I smelled a terrible smell that I couldn´t continue my bath, awful as a cow farting. I had to open the window and the door to continue my bath.

I´ve the same taste, I like the smell, not the noise. But on that day I couldn´t support (it was the unique situation since today). It happened 3 years ago.

smitti
10th January 2010, 04:39 AM
my ex's taco farts. i h8 taco's as well.

jacave
11th January 2010, 05:09 AM
SO, my current girlfriend (Chinese, a few inches taller than me, medium sized boobs, really thick butt) and once I told her about my fetish, she goes out of her way to fart as often as possible. She REALLY tries to push them out. But in the beginning, she did not know that I enjoyed the smell too, so she would fart when we were cuddling, or where I could hear but not smell as easily, and as far as I could tell, her farts almost never smelled (and I really tried to smell them).

One day, I was climbing off of my bed (i have an almost loft bed... its like 5' off the ground) and her ass was towards my face and she said she had to fart she would, but I was not allowed to smell and then she let out a short flappy one. So I was like "why can't I smell it?" and she replied "... well, they never smell anyways. Go for it."

So, with the idea in my head that it would not smell at all (like any other fart she has done), I brought my face right close to her ass. Literally, a foot away from her butt, there was no smell. 4 inches from her butt, however, smelled as if she had just taken a dump. It was such a strong smell, my breath caught in my throat and my stomach turned.

Something awesome though, once we started discussing the fetish further, she is now willing to REALLY rip on my face, so when I see her next (tomorrow! first time in a few weeks), I should have some more, hopefully better stories.

1313Jr.1313
11th January 2010, 08:03 AM
wow, congrats. i can't wait to hear more from you ::great ::great ::great

FetishCOD.com
11th January 2010, 03:33 PM
Personally, I don't enjoy the smell of farts at all, it's the extreme humiliation of knowing she just farted in my face and is forcing me to sniff her stinky gas.

bvali
11th January 2010, 03:53 PM
pre-diarrhea farts from my girlfriend :)

MeanMachine
16th August 2010, 08:42 PM
Hey, people have been sharing some great true stories lately so I just wanted to bump this thread and see if anyone else has something to share.

veronikaJJ
17th August 2010, 06:24 AM
Worst fart was by my ex girlfriend. We had some beans that day and in the evening we were lying in a bed. We both had really much gas so there was no other way than let it all out. I wont forget that night. She farted almost 40 times that night. Long, loud and smelly. And the room smelled like big fart

EbonyFartLuvr5
17th August 2010, 06:36 AM
niceee

MeanMachine
17th August 2010, 06:41 PM
Thanks for the story, veronikaJJ.

Vector
18th August 2010, 02:42 AM
Shouldn't this thread be named "Best girl fart you ever smelled?" I would have LOTS of stories to contribute to that thread.

Worst fart I ever smelled was from this black girl at my job 8 years ago. We all lined up in 1 room for a "meeting" and there was 2 girls and a guy standing next to me. Suddenly this extremely rancid putrid smell emitted into the air. I've never in my life experienced such a horrible smell. Made me want to vomit (and I have a fart fetish, mind you). The girl who farted was holding her nose while giggling, and the girl standing directly behind her who had to gotten the worst of it was just smiling. That was my first black girl fart experience, and she was HOT as hell also, but the fart didn't turn me on b/c it just smelled so bad!!!! The guy next to me was holding his shirt over his nose and I asked him "damm G, was that you?" and he replied "nah, that's this chick." I would've still fucked her though because she had a crazy body on her!

Today
18th August 2010, 04:40 AM
I once ripped a really eggy smelling fart on the train. I guess it was lunch at that Chinese food restaurant I was at. I was with a bunch of friends for two birthday celebrations and we were leaving. I don't where it came from but when I pushed out that fart it was just rancid and lingering. I could barely contain my laughter at managing to rip an sbd on the train and getting away with it! People were groaning and complaining and at the next stop my friends and I switched cars.

As soon as well were on the next car, I started laughing so hard! I said, "Guys!! I can't believe it but I just farted on that train car!!!", the response came, "That was YOU?!" haha... good times. :)

fartsucker123
19th August 2010, 05:37 AM
no diarrhea

HOOF HEARTED
22nd August 2010, 12:21 PM
Shouldn't this thread be named "Best girl fart you ever smelled?" I would have LOTS of stories to contribute to that thread.

You can make a thread of it if you want to. These are a couple of incidents i'm not really down with remembering. Early in the 2000's I was in the music area in the mall listening to a cd & then this mexican teen girl looks between 13-15 came next to me & did a silent & violent fart near me & it smelled like a combo of bean dip & dirty diapers::brooding i'm thinking, why did this bitch come near me & did that? I so wanted to warm her bottom, with both my right & left hand. 1 great thing about that music area was no more in that mall, cause lots of the times I would be in there lots of people be farting there.
And between 2003-05 can't remember 4 sure but I was in a big lots ready to get my stuff checked out & this ugly looking hispanic woman in front of me farted silently & it was the worst smelling fart ever from a woman:[ smelled so bad I had to go to another check out lane. I guess it was a combo of bean dip, dirty diapers & cabbage.

I did a thread on 1 of my few female fart experiences 3 years ago when I went past this woman who moved her cute big buns out of my way & finally when I get near a pretty woman I smelled a fart. Even though it smelled like dirty diapers I manned up & got a couple of big whiffs cause I might never get close to it again. I still like to day dream in my head that I would get more farts from her & her friend & make love to both of them::nyam.

chosenonestar
17th September 2010, 02:40 PM
I only have one. It was this black big girl I was sitting with in high school. She happily said to me, "I farted!" I couldn't help, but laugh at her but then the gir lbehind her got a whiff of it and then I did too. It was like cabbage and dead flowers. She giggled and fanned her nose as well.