Vicky Reigns

[pluto]

okay, i'm quite new here so please be gentile if perchance i've bent any laws. i've been scouring the boards throughout this fine Memorial Day evening and i can clearly see that i've nothing to share that hasn't already been presented twice or thrice. however, my collection grows by the minute and i do believe that by the end of this week i'll have a few new, truly stellar discoveries to share. for now, i'd like to present the woman i have a big-time crush on; a woman who i've been falling for, for years.... a woman whose absolute majesty caused me to faint during our initial encounter.

truly, she's a vision
to have died for.

yes, i've been falling for her... falling like mad. i suppose the impending impact, should the 2 of us ever collide (the chance greatly enhanced due to this here address), will result in nothing less than a supernova. as an aside, i additionally have a similar crush on Ellie Bartowski, from the CHUCK series on TV (the only program i ever watch, aside from The Red/Green Show and Last of Summer Wine re-runs [the ones before Compo went and got himself deceased]) ANYWAYS, i just wished to share a clip starring my darling future wife, Vicky. in all honesty, i'm not entirely sure if the clip contains any genuine farting. however, she does indeed wiggle around a lot on her friend - a very fortunate plush toy - and i'm rather sure she lets at least a few loose.

silent but deadly ones, to be sure.


file name: vickyreigns
file type: avi
file size: 28.6mb

===see preview here=== (http://www.imagebam.com/image/53983f36931011)


http://rapidshare.com/files/234928179/vickyreigns.avi

[DudeGuy90]

so no sound?..

[pluto]

no sound.

dude, even the mightiest ocean is silent, from afar.


which has just given me an idea!
this soundtrack is to be be played simultaneously from a separate window~


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLr1oWjIC44

Vangelis' la petite fille de la mer. (the little girl of the sea)

[robo19]

haha i like this guy, hes cool

[DudeGuy90]

He creeps me out. Anyone who turns a fetish into a social life does though, trying to justify it to some higher meaning than something that makes them come.

[pluto]

Originally posted by DudeGuy90
He creeps me out. Anyone who turns a fetish into a social life does though, trying to justify it to some higher meaning than something that makes them come.

so you're saying those who created and those who visit & comment upon this forum - a relatively social fetish setting - creep you out? i don't know... i'm surprised to hear that you're so easily, so readily creeped out. a passion, perhaps? do you have a fetish that revolves solely around becoming creeped out? maybe i'll write a song about all this. or maybe i'll ask you how you describe the sensation of being so... damned creepy.

i was never one to let my fetishes lay distant in an unknown dark; i prefer to breathe life into them and see them bloom in return. and i feel orgasms play a rather minor part these days between the fetish and the identity. it's all very lucid. everything. to come is nothing more or less than something to savour.

actually, now that i've re-read what i wrote above... i'm feeling a bit pissed. i mean, the way i mottled my idiotic surety and... ugh, forget it. i'll try to keep my musings to a minimum from this point forth. here. perhaps.

[DudeGuy90]

You're acting pretentious about jacking off. Thats just hilarious on several levels.

[pluto]

i am a very hilarious being. i noticed it at a young age - the realization of how impossibly impressionable i was. i really ran with it over the years... now i look in the mirror some mornings at length and swear i'm nothing more than an incarnate horizon.

[DudeGuy90]

You're talking very fancy yet you carry absolutely no message. You're like a 12 year old who picked up some words in the dictionary and wanted to sound snazzy. So stop being a douche.

[1313Jr.1313]

yes... HE'S the one being a douche...

[Duane W.]

said it before and i'll say it again.
redirect your efforts. if someone has big poetic words, or they want to discuss love, they are free to do as they wish with these things.
bringing it to the porn scene is a lost cause. once the ejaculation is over all interest is lost(or it should be). Love and Lust people, one has the heart and hormones. the other just has the hormones - temporarily.
If the effort is for novelty purposes, something satirical, or silly novelty gag type things, like whoopee cushions, granny porn, or "the Fart Book" - then thats cool.
Creativity, Deep Thought, and Love are probably not a good idea to attribute to Porn. And fetish porn. . . well, somebody's gotta tend to the defective demographic.
Still, its about getting off which is basically a bodily function. Not much else.
There's much better causes to direct efforts into, but people are free to do as they wish. If your just bullshitting and fucking around, thats cool. when you say things like:

"truly, she's a vision
to have died for."

and

"a woman who i've been falling for, for years.... a woman whose absolute majesty caused me to faint during our initial encounter."

You are really giving the impression that your heart belongs to Vicky Reigns. If Vicky Reigns is nothing more than a porn star, then your heart is in the wrong place. Put a penis there instead and you got it right.

[pluto]

Originally posted by Duane W.
said it before and i'll say it again.
redirect your efforts. if someone has big poetic words, or they want to discuss love, they are free to do as they wish with these things.
bringing it to the porn scene is a lost cause. once the ejaculation is over all interest is lost(or it should be). Love and Lust people, one has the heart and hormones. the other just has the hormones - temporarily.
If the effort is for novelty purposes, something satirical, or silly novelty gag type things, like whoopee cushions, granny porn, or "the Fart Book" - then thats cool.
Creativity, Deep Thought, and Love are probably not a good idea to attribute to Porn. And fetish porn. . . well, somebody's gotta tend to the defective demographic.
Still, its about getting off which is basically a bodily function. Not much else.
There's much better causes to direct efforts into, but people are free to do as they wish. If your just bullshitting and fucking around, thats cool. when you say things like:

"truly, she's a vision
to have died for."

and

"a woman who i've been falling for, for years.... a woman whose absolute majesty caused me to faint during our initial encounter."

You are really giving the impression that your heart belongs to Vicky Reigns. If Vicky Reigns is nothing more than a porn star, then your heart is in the wrong place. Put a penis there instead and you got it right.

your advice is understanding, kind & taken.


Originally posted by DudeGuy90
You're talking very fancy yet you carry absolutely no message. You're like a 12 year old who picked up some words in the dictionary and wanted to sound snazzy. So stop being a douche.

it was in reference to a surrealist romance by Beckett that i read long ago. there's a line within - there is nothing more easily impressed upon the horizon than the mind's eye. i think about it a lot while hang-drumming at the beach.

where nothing is more comforting.

in case you're unfamiliar with hang-drumming~

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r3eXT7oMzZ8

Peace.