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SionDS
17th September 2008, 09:35 PM
Yoga class

Seriously, I recently went to a few classes and this is the best place I can think of for anyone into this fetish.

Go to a decent sized class with maybe 20 people, and every so often they will fart when doing poses because most of the moves make it hard not the fart, and a lot of the women who go are hippy types who are vegetarian/vegan, in other words, high gas diets. I've heard a few cute little toots and one loud, but short one. I suspect that a few of them might be queefs, but there is no way to know.

It's also a great place if you are single because

A. It will keep you in shape
B. 80-90% of the class will be hot women. Most young a fit, but a few nice chubbys(thick ass), and older women who still have nice bodies.

Even if you arnt into this fetish, you would still enjoy it because of all the eye candy. Women who do it for a long have have really hard bodies and wear tight clothing. Only drawback is that the classes can be expensive if you dont have a health club membership, or take them somewhere cheap like a community center or school. If you go, just make sure you dont let any rip yourself, and wear tight underwear to hide the massive boner you will get before the workouts get painfull.

If this sounds too good to be true, check this out. It's an acctual yoga pose called Wind Releaving, or Wind Release. There are a few variations of it.

http://www.abc-of-yoga.com/yogapractice/windrelieving.asp

http://www.yogsadhna.com/Asanas/SN/pawanasan.jpg

A few more different poses:

http://bp0.blogger.com/_hlcbvyIFvLc/RkAj3arZEdI/AAAAAAAAACs/y2ykeADMLh8/s1600-h/blog%20-%20sexy%20yogi.jpg

http://static.flickr.com/108/305169133_f9305a73c3.jpg

http://www.fraserstudios.net/images/RhiannaKeon.jpg

http://thenicole.info/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/nicole-scherzinger-sexy-yoga-1.jpg

dirtyfun71
18th September 2008, 12:23 PM
I'm pretty sure there's a clip floating around of Ally from clips4sale where she farts while doing yoga poses.

Kenreef
18th September 2008, 06:17 PM
Trust me most of those are queefs.