Why are all fart fetish models ugly?

[Billwalton]

I really wanna know

[dragonstar]

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[ihavenoidea]

Because you like to masturbate to ugly girls
Do you really find every model ugly? Even Emma Ink, Sarah, Allison Miller, Fiona, Lola Rae, Santana red, Jezebel, Lola Mello, Daphney Sugar etc?

[Dildo T Baggins]

::coffeeLet's not feed this blind idiot troll.
Next thread.

[assgirl100]

I really wanna know

Cause you ain't seeing right. Go get your eyes checked man.

[suspect09]

Allison Miller

That bitch needs to get introduced to sunlight.

But I agree with all the others.

[Dildo T Baggins]

That bitch needs to get introduced to sunlight.

But I agree with all the others.

I disagree. ::fie
I love pale. ::clapp
She just needs to get naked! ::spiteful

[IHeartGirlFarts]

::coffeeLet's not feed this blind idiot troll.
Next thread.

This. I can't believe you'd have the audacity to say such a thing, DTB hold me back before I start doggin this ignorant troll bruh.

[Mudofale]

That bitch needs to get introduced to sunlight.

But I agree with all the others.Seems to be a common theme with the a lot of the white models. They're pale as paper. I understand that they shoot videos basically all day everyday, but god damn. Step outside for like an hour or two and get a slight tan. Or at least sit next to a video while you edit your videos.

[I<3GassyGirls]

what a rude thread to make.

[Bob Bobby]

Seems to be a common theme with the a lot of the white models. They're pale as paper. I understand that they shoot videos basically all day everyday, but god damn. Step outside for like an hour or two and get a slight tan. Or at least sit next to a video while you edit your videos.

You do realize what the word white is, right?

[Dildo T Baggins]

This. I can't believe you'd have the audacity to say such a thing, DTB hold me back before I start doggin this ignorant troll bruh.

::great
I say cut loose on that fool!
For him to make such a comment
proves he's either just a troll, or worse
a blithering idiot. Either way deserves no mercy.

[Addy]

Gee thanks!

[ras_sham]

Idiot Threadstarter... Even 20 years ago, there were hot farting models (i.e. Renee)

[Dildo T Baggins]

Gee thanks!

ADDY, ain't nobody with eyes thinking you're ugly!
I just wish you'd do more naked blasting clips. ::nyam

[STango]

Seems to be a common theme with the a lot of the white models. They're pale as paper. I understand that they shoot videos basically all day everyday, but god damn. Step outside for like an hour or two and get a slight tan. Or at least sit next to a video while you edit your videos.

Doubting it's the case with these models, but there is such a thing as sensitivity/allergy to sunlight. My wife has it, and if she isn't coated in sunscreen during the summer, her exposed body breaks out and she gets tiny bumps on her skin. She has to reapply at least every hour if we're outside for an extended period of time.

[ihavenoidea]

Gee thanks!

Glad that you're back

[Dildo T Baggins]

COMMENT REMOVED BECAUSE IT WAS FALSE AND FROM A BLIND IDIOT

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[mr. e]

They couldn't make it in sexy porn so they stick to fetishes. If a chick is really hot in porn, she will make big money and not be making fart clips. Even the hottest chicks who make little dough are just making softcore clips.

[mr. e]

Also, really hot chicks have boring fetishes. I've asked lots of dimes to fart but they usually into tame shit like choking, light S&M, etc. Girls want to be kinky, but true kinky girls are rare. The hottest chicks I've seen make "fart porn" have genuine fart fetishes and do it for fun/free or they're gainers who fart as a side fetish.

[Dildo T Baggins]

They couldn't make it in sexy porn so they stick to fetishes. If a chick is really hot in porn, she will make big money and not be making fart clips. Even the hottest chicks who make little dough are just making softcore clips.

:rolleyes WOW! This fucking fool can't help himself.
I can't believe you're stupid enough to make yet another sweeping generalization
based on absolutely nothing! You are a rare specimen of retard. I have to ask, do
you really believe your own bullshit? And how does it feel to be our token African-
moronican on this forum?
http://i.imgur.com/jiiwRFr.jpg
That's pretty neat I'd imagine it must've cost you a lot of brain cells to achieve that position. ::roll

Up to now I've been nice. So, I'm gonna give you this one and only warning to think before you type.
If not, I will literally destroy your presence on this Forum! Doubt me? Just ask any Senior Member or
Mod. You haven't even come close to earning the privilege of saying whatever you like without conse-
quence. I'd wager that moron Billwalton will be banned before he knows it. But, you on the other hand I feel
should be given the benefit of the doubt, and it should be assumed that you're wearing glasses as thick
as fucking Coke bottles, and that's why you've been unable all these years to have noticed all of the
beautiful Perfect 10s that have graced our amazing Forum by indulging us with this stinking wonderful
fetish of ours.
Are you looking at your porn on a flip phone?
http://i.imgur.com/gQ9jQEW.gif
Poor, poor mr. e.

It is however time for GASSYEROTICA KINGS to blast trolls every time they mentally shart.

I strongly doubt there's even one GEMember worth his or her goddamn salt on this forum who'd agree with
this ridiculously stupid statement: "If a chick is really hot in porn, she will make big money and not be making fart clips."::confused
:$I can't believe an adult with even a halfway working brain could crap something so dumb from their mouth!
It's no wonder you actually believed you were dropping a gem on us with your monumentally silly and
self-indulgent Origin of the fetish thread with that failed "universal reason" theory! :fuck
Ha! What an imbecilic negroid. You might as well just create a new account and start over, professor.

You are a fucking clown in whiteface.
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[I<3GassyGirls]

Your welcome ugly ass

ban this cunt.

[mr. e]

Pretty sure "Dildo" is on medication.

Anyway, if they ever read this, I want to say Kat LeGrand and MandaBear are both very attractive to me.

[mr. e]

MODERATORS, don't let the threats and racism of Dildo slide.

[Dildo T Baggins]

MODERATORS, don't let the threats and racism of Dildo slide.

lol
You know what my race is?

[mr. e]

*Dildo, I blocked your messages, so save your breath and tired memes. You posted 3000+ in 3 years. You're on a fart porn forum bragging that you're king and that you will get people thrown off the site? Good luck dating yourself, brother. With your temper and awful humor, you're probably a 40 year old virgin living with your mom. Tough talking on the internet is corny, bro, because real tough guys don't do it. Your opinion doesn't effect me and now I don't have to read em.

People have to stop losing their shit every time someone disagrees with the pack. I get that everyone's emotions are high and EVERYONE is being an asshole because of our pathetic excuse for a president, but this has to stop. Nowhere did the OP say that he spoke for everyone and yet people take it personally like he insulted their taste just because he has his own.

Now, dude, Billwalton, I get that you're trolling, but don't insult these chicks because they aren't that hot. And its cool to piss off people when everyone thinks the fucking same, but don't set out to offend people, man. Then you're as bad as they are for policing and forcing their standards on you. Now, which fart models do you find hot? Which mainstream porn chicks would you want to fart? Most of the hot ones are into farting (especially in lesbian ass scenes), they just don't do "fart porn".

[Dildo T Baggins]

:rolleyes meh
Seems like I struck a nerve!
Seldom have I seen a more desperate example of
autowhite-knighting! You aren't fooling anyone:

...but don't insult these chicks because they aren't that hot...
Do you really think your game goes unoticed?
Check yo self. ::happy

[lololo]

*Dildo, I blocked your messages, so save your breath and tired memes. You posted 3000+ in 3 years. You're on a fart porn forum bragging that you're king and that you will get people thrown off the site? Good luck dating yourself, brother. With your temper and awful humor, you're probably a 40 year old virgin living with your mom. Tough talking on the internet is corny, bro, because real tough guys don't do it. Your opinion doesn't effect me and now I don't have to read em.

People have to stop losing their shit every time someone disagrees with the pack. I get that everyone's emotions are high and EVERYONE is being an asshole because of our pathetic excuse for a president, but this has to stop. Nowhere did the OP say that he spoke for everyone and yet people take it personally like he insulted their taste just because he has his own.

Now, dude, Billwalton, I get that you're trolling, but don't insult these chicks because they aren't that hot. And its cool to piss off people when everyone thinks the fucking same, but don't set out to offend people, man. Then you're as bad as they are for policing and forcing their standards on you. Now, which fart models do you find hot? Which mainstream porn chicks would you want to fart? Most of the hot ones are into farting (especially in lesbian ass scenes), they just don't do "fart porn".
while a few things said in retaliation might've stepped out of line a tad, you can't deny you're the one instigating it with your less than popular opinions. While you may think that the Internet is a free and open, friendly environment, you've logged into a fetish forum website and therefore are subject to its ritualistic way of doing things and common mentality. So when you go throwing your inane theories against the wall and none of them stick, don't be surprised. And don't go fueling a flame war against community members who have contributed more to this forum than I dare say you've ever contributed to society as a whole. No, Dildo does not get special privilege here, this is an 18+ forum and if you can't take a bit of flak, then grow a thicker skin. Both sides should back down from this and just cool it before the thread is closed for good (which I'm considering doing. I'm at least moving it out of the main forum) because this frivolous arguing does not further the cause of fart fetish enjoyment which is the goal of this forum.

[Dkdancer16]

I do fart porn 😏