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tubmyk2
25th April 2008, 02:06 AM
I have been with my girl (now my fiance) for 8 months, and I gotta say I'm one lucky fucker when it comes to a fart fetish. She has been farting for me since day one, and they always smell good too. She never lets one go un-noticed, even in public! In bed she does it for me all the time and lets me smell it. It's so awesome to know that she is cool with my fetish, and rightfully so because she likes some pretty gross things herself!

Bonus is that she farts pretty much every day! We'll even go out to get ice cream just because it makes her fart! Ha, I know you guys are probably thinking what I pompous asshole I'm being, but I really wanted to share. I tried to get her to do videos but she said we'll stop at me smelling them, that's as far as she goes. :(

HOOF HEARTED
25th April 2008, 04:03 AM
Originally posted by tubmyk2
I have been with my girl (now my fiance) for 8 months, and I gotta say I'm one lucky fucker when it comes to a fart fetish. She has been farting for me since day one, and they always smell good too. She never lets one go un-noticed, even in public! In bed she does it for me all the time and lets me smell it. It's so awesome to know that she is cool with my fetish, and rightfully so because she likes some pretty gross things herself!

Bonus is that she farts pretty much every day! We'll even go out to get ice cream just because it makes her fart! Ha, I know you guys are probably thinking what I pompous asshole I'm being, but I really wanted to share. I tried to get her to do videos but she said we'll stop at me smelling them, that's as far as she goes. :(
You're not one! You are lucky, but its not necessary for her to do videos. Some stuff i'd share with everyone, but not everything with everyone

splat
25th April 2008, 04:32 AM
Tell us stories, specifics.

workshop67
25th April 2008, 05:38 AM
You dont have to share us the vids. :[

Just take care her with your Best!!!!!
Have a good time with her every second of your life.
And Be honest to her!!! :) :) :)

BC "She is your best gift from God" ::great

tubmyk2
25th April 2008, 11:43 PM
Specifics? Well, it's usually the same thing - she'll fart and say in a baby voice "ah farted" and she'll either roll over if it's in bed so I can smell it, or if she does it standing up she comes near me so I can bend down and smell it. It's fun when she farts and I smell it from the back but it doesn't smell, and she says "oops sorry it came out the vagina side"!! So I smell it from the front and sure enough, yup!

She's never farted during sex, and I've never jacked off while she farts in my face (which is obviously the topper to the fantasy) but some things I just leave for later when I recreate the moment in my mind.

jimmy79
26th April 2008, 12:51 AM
lucky bastard ::great

Alex_Dumas
27th April 2008, 04:47 PM
I hear ya! I've been honest with my wife about my fart fetish for about a year now... its awesome!!

If you're close with your girl, don't be afraid to be honest about what turns you on... chances are she'll at least try it :)

Most every day she'll sit on my face in her panties while I work it, sometimes there's a fart, sometimes there isn't... many nights she sits and reads in bed while I nestle between her cheeks. It actually turns her on a bit too!

Other times when we're not fooling around she'll either stand up or call me over when she's got one on deck.

Its the greatest! Even when I'm traveling and we talk over IM she'll put the phone up to her ass should she have one brewed... I'm a lucky, lucky fella!

Rikod
27th April 2008, 05:19 PM
I was honest with my wife about 6 years ago when we were having a few drinks. At first she said no because she's a lady but agreed to it after a few days because she likes to get spanked. Now I get about one or two a week when she's comfortable with it. But she also uses a lot of face farting dirty talk with sex which is great. She also loves ass attention which helps me to get my face farts. Had plenty of jean and panty farts but I'm stilll waiting for my first bare ass fart.

That's her ass on my avatar.

bigben
27th April 2008, 11:58 PM
Iv had two or three girlfriends who all did it without hesitation...

Wish id made videos now...going through a dry spell

SionDS
28th April 2008, 08:38 AM
Everyone who wonders if it is a good idea to tell their wife/gf needs to read Tubmyk2's post! Tub, if you cant get a vid then post a pic of her. Id like to check her out.

Having a good sex life with someone who might end up as your wife is a very important thing. I think Rikod proves that since he's a married man and has a wife with a hot ass who will fart in his face. Thanks for showing her in your avatar. I bet you enjoy spanking her a lot. Any other good stories to tell? What happened the first time? Was it face fart, or did it happen when she was getting spanked? Any other pics of her? I would love to see more!

I was open with my girlfriend when I started dating her and she is cool with it. We still have a "fresh" sex life and anal play is something she gets regularly. She had a finger up her ass just this morning.

Here is a pic of her ass

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/16626/57e2ff97c155.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

HOOF HEARTED
28th April 2008, 10:46 AM
I envy you guys :[

bigben
28th April 2008, 07:40 PM
how about that?

HOOF HEARTED
29th April 2008, 05:24 AM
Originally posted by bigben
how about that?
I want my nose & face all up in that! ::nyam

1313Jr.1313
29th April 2008, 07:36 AM
rofl, that was mean.

Rikod
29th April 2008, 10:17 AM
The first time she farted we were in the kitchen and she said "I think I have one!". I dropped to my knees and she blew a hot one. She immediately dropped to her knees and we were both laughing. She asked what I thought and I replied I liked it. Ever since then she'll try to make it sexual, such as she will tell me she wants to blow me if I say I loved her farts. She never did fart while being spanked but I did spank her for farting in my face. She would say things like "I'm sorry, Sir. I just like farting in your face!". She has since recieved the hot spankings she loves.

Yes SionDS, I love spanking her. She will usually wear leather shorts or a miniskirt so I can spank my way down to her skimpy panties then her bare butt.

She also has farted once in a 69er but those are rare since the timing has to be perfect and she's not a big farter to start with. Few and far between but I appreciate what I get. As a matter of fact, last night she said that apple juice made her gassy at work yesterday so she wants to purchase some for the weekend. I'm looking forward to that!

Pic after she got spanked in vinyl shorts and one in her leather capris just before I gave her a good ass fucking.

basshead
29th April 2008, 01:42 PM
yeah thatd be cool - if this wasn't all bullshit.
get out

SionDS
29th April 2008, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by Rikod
The first time she farted we were in the kitchen and she said "I think I have one!". I dropped to my knees and she blew a hot one. She immediately dropped to her knees and we were both laughing. She asked what I thought and I replied I liked it. Ever since then she'll try to make it sexual, such as she will tell me she wants to blow me if I say I loved her farts. She never did fart while being spanked but I did spank her for farting in my face. She would say things like "I'm sorry, Sir. I just like farting in your face!". She has since recieved the hot spankings she loves.

Yes SionDS, I love spanking her. She will usually wear leather shorts or a miniskirt so I can spank my way down to her skimpy panties then her bare butt.

She also has farted once in a 69er but those are rare since the timing has to be perfect and she's not a big farter to start with. Few and far between but I appreciate what I get. As a matter of fact, last night she said that apple juice made her gassy at work yesterday so she wants to purchase some for the weekend. I'm looking forward to that!

Pic after she got spanked in vinyl shorts and one in her leather capris just before I gave her a good ass fucking.

Very hot story, and pics ::great. Thanks for posting them. Her red ass cheeks certainly do look like they got a good spanking in the first one. It's cool that she lets you take hot pics of her. I have been enjoying taking hot pics of mine for years. My desktop background is my girlfriend's naked ass right now. Is there a nude version of you wife's butt pic? Feel free to post anything. Judging from the spanking, vynal shorts and PVC panties, I'd say you two were into some sub/dom type stuff? Who is the dom and who is the sub, or do you switch up? Did she get those clothes at a sex shop?

My gf is into a little of that. She'll only let me give me light spankings during forplay, but during sex she likes them a lot harder. She first farted in front of me when we started dating in high school. We were getting ready for anal sex in the back of my car and I got her ass loose enough to take my dick, and before I put it in I told her to push a little to make it easyer for her and she let out a huge wet fart! She was embarrassed at first but I went right on with it and gave her a nice ass fucking, and I could smell her fart the whole time I was fucking her since we were in a car with all the windows up. The more we did anal, the more she would fart, so soon it was normal, and I told her about my fetish and she was 100% cool with it and now does it much like you wife does, in a sexual way.

69 face farts are the best! Even if you dont get a fart, your nose is still buried in her asshole when you are eating her out, so the smell is still there. I like doing it at the end of a long hot day when her asshole smells nice and musky.

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/16626/353a3681eab6.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/16626/1f1fd6d3b6f2.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

I have a bunch of pics, so if you guys want to see anything specific, ask and if I have it I'll post it.

bigben, who is that? A current gf or an ex? Great pic.

Rikod
29th April 2008, 11:38 PM
Thanks SionDS. Your story was great. We buy her vinyl/leather lingerie through the net. We both play the dom/sub role. She enjoys playing Mistress. It is hot. And thanks for the pics. She has one hot ass.

And as far as "basshead", there are people in the world that have great sex lives. I have absolutely nothing to prove or bullshit to complete strangers that I will never meet. The thing is that I have a phenominal relationship with my wife and she looks at sex like a guy. We are both a little kinky and we give each other what we want. Don't believe the pics? I'll post a few that shows her in the same outfits but at poor angles to prove it. Something you could not get off the net.

DionDS inquired about her spanking fetish and I posted a couple of pics. As far as my story, well I know what I have and you obviously stated to all what you don't. Stop being so damn negative. This is supposed to be a fun group.

Apologies to others regarding my venting. You try to share what you have with others and you get negativity. Ask Boss. He has known for a few years that I get my face farts.

Rikod

bigben
30th April 2008, 02:54 AM
That was my ex, she had a stomache condition that made her fart a lot, and she loved doing the sort of shit we dream off, and peeing.

We used to play video games and every time i lost she would push my face in her ass - and she had just had Tacos...one time she farted so hard my cheeks actually blew out.

Kenreef
30th April 2008, 07:41 PM
I think I have had about 3 girlfriends fart for me, during sex during oral, in every way nd fasion imaginable. Other that that i have when i was younger about six or seven girls would fart on me thought a long adolecent period. But at first it was not even sexual, i just liked it then with puberty it became more sexual (or maybe I didn't identify it as sexual because i was so young) other that that i have had one girl that I told that i had the fetish who would not do it. because she was to embarrased or so she said... she might have just that it was gross... who knows. But the ones that do it LIKE to do it.

DesLugath
30th April 2008, 10:25 PM
Interesting stories/pics guys. But i would like to post my own...
This is my girlfriend sharon. She has been farting for me since day one.She just randomly walked up to me and said "I want to fart down your nostrils now!" and of course i didn't argue. She is such a gassy person that whenever i ask her to fart for me she can. In fact, one time we were in public and she just dropped everything, bent over, and let me sniff her butt.She is the perfect girlfriend... :unsure

















I wish lol

SionDS
30th April 2008, 10:45 PM
Dont worry about basshead. He said in cafe that he no longer wants to come to this site and he has been posting "This is all bullshit" and "Get out" for the last many posts he has made, reguardless of what people are talking about. It's pretty nutty.

Rikod, you should try taking your wife to a sex shop to buy some new things. It makes for a nice little date, plus she will want to try things out as soon as you get home. Since you posted her ass I'm guessing light exhibition turns you two on, so it's also hot that other couples in the shop know what kinks your wife is into and what's about to be put inside her later that day. My girl and I do this every few months. Last time I went alone to get her some toys as Xmas gifts. Toys can always add a lot to both sex and foreplay.

In this pic you can see a large red butt plug, medium clear butt plug, purple vibrator, small jar of mint nipple cream, and lube.

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/16626/f4e38d27a4c5.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

Guess where these 13 inches of anal beads are about to go ::great

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bigben, mine has a condition but it doesn't get taken advantage of very often. She is slightly lactose intolorent, which is common in asian girls. She will fart a lot when she eats or drinks dairy, but she hardly ever does to begin with since she doesn't like it too much. Only exceptions are lattes and ice cream. The lattes in particular cause her to blow up like a balloon with gas and fart all night long.

beezo
30th April 2008, 11:28 PM
wow awsome pics and stories!

Do your wives/girlfriends not mind putting thier pics up?

My spouse would kill me if she ever found out, even if her face isant in the pic, i dunno women sometimes :unsure

Also when did you all tell your wife? or how did you tell her?

Rikod
30th April 2008, 11:30 PM
Hey SionDS

No fear. We have PLENTY of hot clothing she wears for me and toys in the closet. We mix it up a lot. As far as us, we love to role play. At times we will get a hotel and play hotel hooker or bar slut and she also likes to play the dominatrix at times. Like I said, she thinks of sex like a guy so spice is always welcome at home.

But I wished she farted much more than her system does, unlike Destrega's woman (nice ass by the way!). She may not fart very often but when she does it is always in my face. And I did get a good one last night in bed. Not often that happens!

Anyway, great sharing our stories. And she does know I have her butt pics up. As long as her face is not exposed which I totally understand. She does ask me at times if I have any new favorite fart clips. I think she's looking for scenarios and fart dirty talk to spice things up.

And DAMN SionDS, I love that pic of your woman on her belly. I know where those butt plugs are going to end up after I eat that ass. Nice!!!!!!

Life is good. Thanks guys.

Rikod

SionDS
4th May 2008, 01:55 AM
Originally posted by beezo
wow awsome pics and stories!

Do your wives/girlfriends not mind putting thier pics up?

My spouse would kill me if she ever found out, even if her face isant in the pic, i dunno women sometimes :unsure

Also when did you all tell your wife? or how did you tell her?

We were making home made porn for a while and just talked about showing it to other people. The agreement was to not show her face, and to try to keep guests out of our bedroom/bathroom if they ever came over, so if have seen the pics, they might put 2 and 2 together and figure out that it's us. We use to take a lot of pics, but now its every one and a while. We take them mostly to share with a few friends online we chat with every now and then. Even if we did not share pics, we would still take them just for fun.

Even though the idea of showing nude pics of your wife/girlfriend might seem strange, even bad to some, we are just normal people. My girlfriend and I don't go to nude beaches or sex clubs, or any stuff like that, we just have a wild sex life and like to show it off anonymously sometimes. My girlfriend is very conservative acting in public, doesn't curse, doesn't even laugh at dirty jokes or anything like that; no one would ever suspect we do all this kinky stuff in private. That's why it was so surprising when I started dating her and slowly found out how much a perv she has been, I never would have guessed! My girlfriend doesn't even dress to show off her body in public that much(even though I wish she would). What I have posted so far is more on the light side of what we have done. I have a lot more explicit pics of her, and pics of sex/toys too.

What do you mean how did you tell them? About sharing nude pics, or about farting?


Originally posted by Rikod
Hey SionDS

No fear. We have PLENTY of hot clothing she wears for me and toys in the closet. We mix it up a lot. As far as us, we love to role play. At times we will get a hotel and play hotel hooker or bar slut and she also likes to play the dominatrix at times. Like I said, she thinks of sex like a guy so spice is always welcome at home.

But I wished she farted much more than her system does, unlike Destrega's woman (nice ass by the way!). She may not fart very often but when she does it is always in my face. And I did get a good one last night in bed. Not often that happens!

Anyway, great sharing our stories. And she does know I have her butt pics up. As long as her face is not exposed which I totally understand. She does ask me at times if I have any new favorite fart clips. I think she's looking for scenarios and fart dirty talk to spice things up.

And DAMN SionDS, I love that pic of your woman on her belly. I know where those butt plugs are going to end up after I eat that ass. Nice!!!!!!

Life is good. Thanks guys.

Rikod

Roleplay sounds fun. Is that what all the erotic clothing is for? Do you ever talk dirty to her? Dirty talk is something we tried randomly one night and just love it. Sometimes my gf and I switch things up as far as who is dom/sub, but in the past year or so, she is really settling into the sub role most of the time. She likes to follow orders a lot, which is perfect for farting and posing for pics.

There is one set of pics I took of her, and the whole time I am telling her what I am going to do to her after I am finished taking pics, and giving her orders on how to pose and everything, and as the pics go on, her pussy gets more and more wet. Glad you like her ass. Ask for something specific and if I have it I'll post it, or at least something close to it.

How would you like to spank this?
http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/16626/42edf7688a64.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/16626/8e6cf231bbba.jpg (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

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Originally posted by Destrega
Interesting stories/pics guys. But i would like to post my own...
This is my girlfriend sharon. She has been farting for me since day one.She just randomly walked up to me and said "I want to fart down your nostrils now!" and of course i didn't argue. She is such a gassy person that whenever i ask her to fart for me she can. In fact, one time we were in public and she just dropped everything, bent over, and let me sniff her butt.She is the perfect girlfriend... :unsure
I wish lol

Nice ass! Lucky for us she likes to show it off ::great Any more? I think you probably just made this reply a few second before I made my last one because I just now noticed it. She looks very tall. I wish my girlfriend would do some farting in public, but so far the only times have been accidents.

DesLugath
4th May 2008, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by Destrega











I wish lol

I was only kidding guys.I thought you would have seen this. lol

SionDS
4th May 2008, 11:33 PM
Originally posted by Destrega


I was only kidding guys.I thought you would have seen this. lol

Ah, I read that and thought it meant your relationship was on the rocks or something lol