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captainrodney
2nd September 2006, 06:54 AM
Well after reading roflcopters story of his true experience, i figured that i might as well share the only one that i have had, the one that started everything for me....although it isnt as extreme as roflcopters.(nor should it be as its with my cousin) I am not a writer by any stretch of the imagination so if this story sucks just delete this thread lol

Anyways this happened when i was young. I was being baby sat by my older cousin Danielle, she was 4 or 5 years older then me. She was in high school, played basketball, soccer, and track. She was around 5 10 at the time,skinny, shoulde rlegnth brown hair, brown eyes ,and had the powerful thighs and ass of a soccer player as would be expected. Well at this point in age i was upset my parents felt the need to have someone watch over me, as i thought i was capable of looking after myself.
We were just goofing around out back playing sports and stuff, and then we came inside and started to play SEGA. We were playing a hockey game and i was beating her badly, because i was trying and played the game every day. Then it happened.
"PRAWWWWP" she lifted up her leg, and farted in my direction!
" haha maybe that will slow you down!" she said giggling.
I was kind of in shock, suprised with myself for likeing what had just happened. She smiled at me and i just said
" EWWW dont do that again!" and put my nose in my shirt so i wouldnt have to deal with the smell.
" Hahahahaha , its natural, dont fight it!"
Anyways we stopped playing after awhile, the old videogames can really hurt your eyes if you look at the screen too long, and went outside for a swim.Once we came inside
" Will you make chocolate chip cookies?" i asked
" Haha no way, not unless you clean u pthe mess" Danielle said.
" Lets play for it then," i said grinning pointing to the sega. " If I win you have to make the cookies" i finished.
" haha and what if i win" danielle replied.
" then i'll make the cookies" I said, eventhough i had no idea how.
" Haha no thanks, i dont thin kyour cookies would taste very good"
" Aww come on, fine if you win you can pick, okay?" i said pleadingly.
"Fine..... " she said sighing, " but im gunna beat your butt!"
Well we played and she beat me.
"Fine ill go make the cookies" i said and got up.
" no way...." she said giggling " thats not what i want, come over here" she said pointing to the spot on the floor i was just sitting on.
"Now lay down and close your eyes" she said stil lgiggling
" WHy? " i said
" I won now do it!" she said
I layed down and shut my eyes and then she planted her ass right on my face!
" HAHAHAHA" she laughed " Are you ready for this one!" she said.
I couldnt move under her butt, she was wearing short red soccer shorts that were cotton material.
"Fsssssssss" she let a soft silent fart go on my face!
" Hahahahaha hows it smell?" she said getting off of me.
" Gross!" i said.
"Welll thats tooo bad....because i think i have some more for you" she said laughing.
She probably farted on my face 3 or 4 more times, and i realized that i liked it.
My parents came home and she left, and nothing like that has ever happened since, but it is what started my fetish, and is the only experience that i have had.

kelljiro
2nd September 2006, 07:00 AM
pretty cool story

Kenreef
6th September 2006, 04:54 AM
Cool I hope you get to have more.

Vector
6th September 2006, 06:40 AM
Sounds almost too perfect. The dream initial experience.