suspect09
19th October 2015, 12:51 AM
Okay so I know I don't post here much but I figured it belonged here and not the main fart forum.
So I was at my friend's place. His GF was out of town and we were recording some music. So his fucking annoying ass poodle has to come over and sit near me while we're doing this. I know this sounds cute but this dog basically owns my friend and his girl and their entire life surrounds this thing. Every time I come over there is some issue with the dog. I hate it.
So we're recording and he was farting throughout the song. I go "Hmm I guess we'll have to edit that out." So then after a while I had to so I farted really loud and we're laughing about it. Then, just to compound the humor even further I jokingly waft the fart towards the dog.
My friend, even though he's still laughing gets kind of mad. "Don't waft your fart at my dog she's just been spayed and she's unhappy!"
"You realize wafting doesn't do anything, you can't actually waft a fart over to someone"
"It's disrespectful!!"
I was at a loss for words. He got mad that I farted and pretended to waft it over towards it. Am I being a faggot or is he?
So I was at my friend's place. His GF was out of town and we were recording some music. So his fucking annoying ass poodle has to come over and sit near me while we're doing this. I know this sounds cute but this dog basically owns my friend and his girl and their entire life surrounds this thing. Every time I come over there is some issue with the dog. I hate it.
So we're recording and he was farting throughout the song. I go "Hmm I guess we'll have to edit that out." So then after a while I had to so I farted really loud and we're laughing about it. Then, just to compound the humor even further I jokingly waft the fart towards the dog.
My friend, even though he's still laughing gets kind of mad. "Don't waft your fart at my dog she's just been spayed and she's unhappy!"
"You realize wafting doesn't do anything, you can't actually waft a fart over to someone"
"It's disrespectful!!"
I was at a loss for words. He got mad that I farted and pretended to waft it over towards it. Am I being a faggot or is he?